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Chapter 183 I will never admit to dating Taylor Swift!

"boom!"

Su Hao delivered a powerful dunk.

"Ahhh!"

The double pain in his chest and buttocks made Pierce grit his teeth and tremble all over.

He tried to get up, but the pain made his legs weak and he couldn't get up at all.

"Is it okay!"

Garnett rushed over immediately and, together with Rasheed Wallace, helped Pierce up.

Su Hao knocked Pierce away and finished with a powerful dunk.

That was a cool attack.

The cheers from the fans were deafening.

But this attack seems to have ended here.

Such brutal attacks were commonplace for Su Hao.

"Wow~"

However, as the cheers subsided and the Celtics regrouped for their attack, the arena suddenly erupted in noise again.

The noise grew louder and louder, eventually turning into laughter, which in turn grew even louder!

Very strange.

I'm very confused.

what happened? !

Until... the director, suppressing a laugh, played the reason for the laughter on the big screen.

Only then did everyone understand.

Everyone was laughing so hard their front and back were sticking out of their seats.

On the big screen, the camera focused on Pierce returning to the court with the ball, and at first glance, nothing seemed amiss.

But take a closer look.

There was a yellow patch on his buttocks.

It is clear.

Tonight, the Celtics are wearing white jerseys, which are entirely white except for the players' names, numbers, and the edges of the jerseys.

If it's mixed with yellow, it will be very noticeable.

Especially since it's in the buttocks area, it's even more obvious and its meaning is clear.

What happened?!

obviously.

Pierce has diarrhea again!

again?

That's right.

Three years ago, during Game 1 of the Finals, Pierce was injured and had to return to the locker room in a wheelchair.

It looks like he's injured.

It turned out that the problem was diarrhea, which caused him to have loose stools on the field and he had to leave the field to take care of his bodily needs.

There are lessons learned from the past.

Now that I see the yellow stains on his buttocks, it's easier to make that connection.

Moreover... because Pierce didn't seem to realize it immediately, his dribbling and movement gave fans more opportunities to verify it live.

Especially when the camera cut to the big screen, countless fans were staring at Pierce's buttocks.

That's too obvious.

How could the fans not make a fuss?

The players on both teams were initially confused, until Garnett glanced at the big screen and immediately noticed something was wrong.

He quickly called for a pause.

Say nothing.

While Pierce was still in a daze, she protected his anus and headed straight for the bench.

"What's going on?"

Pierce was still in a daze, staring wide-eyed at Garnett.

"You...you have diarrhea!"

Garnett gave a quiet reminder.

"what?"

Pierce was shocked and immediately instinctively covered his buttocks with his hands, then felt something strange.

"Holy shit!"

Pierce, finally realizing what was happening, cursed under his breath. Upon hearing the laughter coming from inside the arena, his face turned bright red, reaching his neck.

Fortunately, it's dark enough.

Not a moment's hesitation.

He immediately wrapped himself in a large towel and headed straight for the locker room.

"Hahaha!"

"Hahaha!"

"What's going on? You have diarrhea again? Are you a diarrhea warrior?!"

"This is incredibly embarrassing!"

"Three years ago in the Finals, Pierce's performance was hailed by countless fans as a triumphant return!"

just now.

Tens of thousands of fans witnessed this firsthand; he's utterly speechless and has lost face beyond belief!

"..."

Laughter echoed throughout the Staples Center.

"Ah this!"

Su Hao was also stunned.

"Hahaha!"

Curry couldn't help but cover his mouth and exclaim, "Did Pierce get diarrhea from the collision with Sue?"

"I think it's about the same!"

David Lee couldn't help but laugh, "I just watched the replay on the big screen."

Pierce steadied himself, tensing his entire body to withstand Sue's impact with all his might.

of course.

He couldn't bear it at all.

Su Hao's terrifying impact sent Pierce flying and completely drained his strength.

Because the whole body is too tense, when the force is released too suddenly, the air will come out from below, causing it to become sluggish.

This is why you need to strain to poop.

But.

Pierce must have been in excruciating pain from the impact and had no chance to notice anything unusual about his body.

That's why it wasn't discovered immediately.

"Tsk tsk..."

DeAndre Jordan clicked his tongue in amazement, "What kind of physical impact could possibly knock a physically strong All-Star starting-caliber small forward to the point of collapsing?"

That's really outrageous!

This is absolutely inhuman!!!

"Huh~"

Taylor Swift looked disgusted when she watched the replay on the big screen.

Simultaneously.

She also thought Su Hao was really amazing.

After all... it's really not easy to knock a player so hard that they get diarrhea!

There was an uproar.

Laughter continued.

Everyone was talking about Pierce's predicament.

On the field.

The game continues.

Pierce didn't return immediately; about five minutes later.

He had just come out of the players' tunnel.

"Hahaha!"

The laughter from the crowd continued.

Even though Pierce tried to appear calm, as if nothing had happened.

But his rapidly declining performance seemed to be telling everyone that he couldn't do it.

"You must play seriously in the match. Don't let external factors distract you. Be focused, be focused, be focused!!!"

Pierce frantically gave himself psychological suggestions.

But every time he heard laughter from the court, he felt ashamed and embarrassed.

The thought that I hadn't realized I had diarrhea for several tens of seconds was unbearable.

He constantly exposed his feces-covered buttocks to the public eye.

He felt like he was going to collapse.

"Fuck your mother!"

Pierce broke down.

This also foreshadowed the Celtics' complete collapse, ultimately losing to the Clippers by 14 points.

The Clippers won.

A victory brought their Christmas night to a perfect close.

competition is over.

Taylor Swift found Su Hao, tilted her head up to look at him, and said with a smile, "Congratulations, Su Hao! You've once again delivered a flawless performance, dominating the entire game and helping the Clippers win a victory!"

You're really amazing.

Also... don't forget our promise for tomorrow.

"Good."

Su Hao smiled and said, "Just like we agreed before, I'll pick you up from the hotel tomorrow."

"Okay~"

After the game.

At the press conference.

A reporter specifically asked Pierce, "Mr. Paul Pierce, did you have diarrhea tonight?!"

"No."

Pierce immediately denied it, saying, "That wasn't diarrhea; it was because I fell before the game and got dirty."

"Then why didn't it happen at the beginning of the match?"

"Ha... I remembered wrong. Actually, it was because there was dirt on the ground that got stuck on my butt, which is why there were those yellow stains."

"Then why did you cover your butt with a big towel?"

"Because I was sweating a lot, I felt a bit cold."

"Then why did you go back to the locker room?"

"Because I'm afraid it will affect the aesthetics and give the fans a bad experience during the game. After all, it's Christmas night, and I don't want that to happen because of me!"

"But there wasn't anything dirty on that floor before you fell."

"Enough! I'm not admitting it!!!"

Everyone:? ? ?