PNB Chapter 30 is gone! I, 0God, am quitting!
Chapter 30 is gone! I, 0God, am quitting!
Everyone was shocked.
"With such a wealthy family, you're actually scavenging for trash in garbage cans?"
"Amazing!"
"Suddenly, I understand why my grandma spends all her time collecting plastic bottles..."
This is what is called a rich person. Not only do they have access to resources that ordinary people can't even imagine, but they are also so serious about cutting back on spending!
No wonder, no wonder! Don't be so envious of the rich; there's definitely a reason why they're rich!
"Hmph! I knew it." Chen Chen chuckled, raising Lin Baolong's hand—still intertwined with his—and proudly proclaiming to everyone, "You get the kind of girlfriend you get just like your boyfriend! That's perfectly reasonable!"
"Hey Tyrannosaurus Rex, you're picking up trash too?"
Since everyone was already used to Chen Chen's OP attributes, even though they thought it was weird to hold hands like this, as long as they thought that Tyrannosaurus Brother also played the 0 God, then it would be perfectly reasonable for Chen Chen, as the OP King, to suddenly hug Tyrannosaurus Brother and kiss him!
"No." Tyrannosaurus Rex shook his head awkwardly, his hand still being held by Chen Chen. "I don't pick up trash..."
"Bullshit! How could I not pick it up?" Chen Chen slapped Tyrannosaurus Brother's butt hard, startling him so much that he jumped three feet high.
"If we don't happily scavenge in God's excellent open world, how can we possibly accumulate Primogems, and how can we afford to draw cards?"
"Ah, right, right, right..." Lin Jianlu lowered her head, her eyes filled with shame, rubbing her buttocks. "I forgot, actually I picked them up too, I picked them up too..."
"Aren't you right? Xiuxiu..." She raised her head and looked at Cheng Xiuxiu with pleading eyes.
But at this moment, Cheng Xiuxiu had already turned her head away, covered her mouth tightly, and was so suppressing her laughter that she was oblivious to the world around her.
Holy crap, you motherfucker! You look like a good girl on the outside, but you're more cunning than anyone else on the inside!
Chen Chen turned around and stared at Lin Baolong with a grin.
"Tyrannosaurus Bro, your butt feels really nice, all firm and soft, can I touch it again?"
"roll!"
Lin Jianlu repeated the word countless times in her mind, but ultimately she still didn't have the courage to say it.
After all, she couldn't quite imagine how miserable General Chen Chen would be if she, playing the role of OP, disobeyed him.
She could only speak softly and gently:
"Um, don't do that, it really doesn't look good, it looks a bit gay..."
"Hmph!" Chen Chen's gaze instantly darkened. "I think it's you who talks in a gay way!"
As he spoke, he slapped Lin Jianlu's buttocks again, making a clear and distinct "smack" sound.
"Oh..." Chen Chen gave a satisfied smile, squinting his eyes and gazing at her with rapture. "Although it's definitely gay, Tyrannosaurus, to be honest, you really have a nice pair of butts..."
"Pfft..."
Beside her, Cheng Xiuxiu suddenly bent over, pressed her stomach, and couldn't stop laughing.
As for Lin Jianlu? She lowered her head, her mouth slightly open, unsure of what expression to make. She felt a burning pain in her buttocks, a sense of humiliation, and a slight urge to cry, but mostly she felt anger!
Chen Chen! You're finished! I'm telling you, even Jesus can't save you!
Lin Jianlu slowly raised her head, her mind racing with wild fantasies about what kind of extreme punishment she would inflict on Chen Chen when she got home:
"Can you stop touching me? Can't you consider how other people feel? Would you be happy if someone spanked your butt like that?"
She will resist! Even if she's facing a top-tier OP at level 60, she'll defend the bottom line of her own ass!
But to everyone's surprise, Chen Chen chuckled, turned around, and stuck out his buttocks: "Come on, my good buddy, feel free to ravage me!"
"Huh?" Lin Jianlu stood there stunned.
"No, we've only just met, aren't you afraid I'll rip you off..."
"Stop." Chen Chen suddenly spoke up, frowning and looking very serious. "Don't talk about these impossible things. There are no bad people in OP."
As he spoke, his voice strangely took on a sobbing tone: "Do you think all OPs are really, really bad people?"
"Of course not..." Looking at the innocent face of the boy in front of him, Lin Jianlu could only shake his head awkwardly.
"Then let's not bring this up again." Chen Chen pulled the bewildered person in front of him into his arms. "We OPs bear the mission of saving Teyvat from disaster. Fighting the Abyss already keeps us exhausted. Why waste our remaining energy on these meaningless power struggles?"
"Oh, right, that's how it is." Lin Jianlu could only nod blankly.
"So..." Chen Chen stared intently at Lin Jianlu, his eyes full of seriousness, "From today onwards, you can use my butt however you like. Use it to witness the trust between us, these two OPs who are as close as brothers, okay?"
Damn it! I really want to beat him to death!
Lin Jianlu bit her lip hard; she was almost laughing in anger.
She could clearly sense that Chen Chen's feelings for her at this moment were genuine. But the more genuine they were, the less she could hold back. After all, the idea that "all One Pieces are one family" would be considered too sincere, even in a real One Piece forum like Mio Society, and seemed like a fabrication.
But with her, she had to give him genuine, complete affirmation, otherwise Chen Chen would be sad...
But if he were to give her complete affirmation, he would act recklessly towards her.
Right now it's spanking, but after a while it might escalate to rubbing her buttocks. And rubbing her buttocks isn't enough. What if he says "Bro, you smell so good" and shoves his hand into her pants? Then he'll really be playing with her balls!
Oh right, she hasn't yet!
He'll find out she's a girl!?
The road ahead is bleak. If she had known, she wouldn't have used her ultimate move, "Playing God," so early.
Please, I can't take it anymore, can someone please help her?
And just then, as if hearing celestial music, his ears were suddenly clear, and someone spoke:
"Ms. Cheng Xiuxiu, I'll be leaving now. The company needs someone to keep an eye on things..."
Looking up, I saw Sister Xuanxuan. She had just returned from the backyard and, after checking that there was no danger here, she was about to take her leave.
But a casual glance made her freeze in place.
After a brief silence, she suddenly raised her hand, her expression aggressive:
"Chen Chen! You little brat, you're holding Lin..."
No! No! Lin Jianlu shook her head frantically at Sister Xuanxuan. She couldn't let him know her true identity! Otherwise, she wouldn't be able to be a fake boyfriend, and she wouldn't be able to make any money!
Fortunately, Sister Xuanxuan received this signal and quickly changed her words:
"What are you doing hugging that...man...man? You better watch out, or I'll tell your dad! If he finds out you're gay, he'll kill you!"
Upon hearing this, Chen Chen hurriedly released Lin Jianlu.
"Hey, Sister Xuan, what are you doing here?" He quickly switched to a fawning tone.
"Me?" Sister Xuan pointed to herself. "Of course I'm here to...discuss business! What are you doing here?"
"This is my classmate." He pointed to Cheng Xiuxiu.
"Oh, is that so? Okay." Sister Xuanxuan nodded. "Then you can stay here and play, I'm leaving."
No! Sister Xuanxuan, don't leave me behind!
Lin Jianlu's eyes widened in fury, but Sister Xuanxuan could only offer a helpless look, since the contract had already been signed and the deal was done.
Ah, so this is what capitalists are like? They don't care about the lives of their employees at all, as long as the deal is done.
Lin Jianlu decided to create his own opportunities.
"that……"
What's your UID?
Just as he raised his hand, Chen Chen patted his shoulder again, his excited voice overflowing with love and infatuation.
Die! Die! Die!
Lin Baolong whirled around, gritting his teeth: "No UID! No UID! I, 〇神, have already quit the game!"