PNB Chapter 51 Too much money, I won't pay!
Chapter 51 Too much money, I won't pay!
Thanks to Lin Baolong, who came to the school last week, fewer and fewer boys have been bothering Cheng Xiuxiu lately.
But because of this, Cheng Xiuxiu had more time to spend with everyone.
And this led to her... seemingly gaining an even more unbelievable level of popularity.
"Xiuxiu, you're so cute! You're like a doll, adorable from every angle!"
"Xiuxiu, your voice is so beautiful, you must be a great singer. How about we go to karaoke after school?"
"Xiuxiu, the dialect research club is here again. They said you absolutely must join them. Your Henan dialect is so authentic, they're really looking forward to it."
"Xiuxiu, and the fashion research association, they say you're practically a clothes hanger for petite girls..."
"Show-off!"
"Show-off!"
"Xiuxiu..."
That was amazing! So amazing that it makes you want to punch those bastards!
During break, Lin Jianlu slumped weakly on her desk, listening to the chatter coming from the front of the classroom from a group of gossipy women surrounding Cheng Xiuxiu, praising her like flies buzzing around. She couldn't help but cover her ears, feeling irritated.
These people are so annoying! They're keeping me up all night. I didn't see you guys talking so much before Cheng Xiuxiu came!
Of course, the reason she can't sleep now could also be that she slept too much yesterday.
Thinking of this, Lin Jianlu felt her cheeks burning.
Yesterday at noon, she ate a lot and was so full that she cried. So Chen Chen dragged her to the sports park for a walk to digest her food. But as they walked, she got sleepy and said she couldn't go on and needed to rest for a while, so she found a bench by the roadside.
But the chair seemed to have some strange magic; as soon as she sat down, she became delirious.
When she opened her eyes again, the sun had already set. She had slept for who knows how many hours with her head on Chen Chen's lap, and his crotch was soaked with drool, as if he had wet his pants.
However, this idiot sat there playing 0 all afternoon and didn't notice at all; she only noticed it when she got up.
So, to avoid the embarrassment of being seen, they stayed there until dark before going back, and had another hot pot meal, which he fed them. It was so comfortable!
So, that's why Lin Jianlu didn't dare say another word to Chen Chen today.
It was so embarrassing. After she came to her senses, she couldn't even imagine that the biggest idiot who cried incessantly yesterday and always wanted to snuggle into Chen Chen's arms to eat meat and sleep was actually her.
It's all fake, completely fake!
After a complex internal struggle, Lin Jianlu decided to selectively seal away this memory, just like she had sealed away those incredibly embarrassing and cringeworthy memories from her junior high school days!
But it was still very difficult. Just like when she kissed Chen Chen as a child, she subconsciously triggered that memory as soon as she saw him.
As a result, she no longer has the courage to even look back at Chen Chen.
Even during group discussions in class, she would quickly cover her face with a book.
Is there any way to get her to forget about this as soon as possible?
Lin Jianlu couldn't help but look at Cheng Xiuxiu from afar.
Even amidst the chatter of a group of gossipy women, Chen Chen always managed to blend in perfectly. At this moment, he stood next to Cheng Xiuxiu, discussing with them how a petite girl like Cheng Xiuxiu could dress to look both fashionable and cute.
You're really well-connected and knowledgeable; you can even chime in on fashion, a topic that's almost exclusively followed by girls.
That's why this guy is so infuriating. When you ask him what he wants to wear, he won't say a word. But when you ask girls, especially young girls, what they should wear, he can talk for an hour about stockings without repeating himself.
So Chen Chen, when are you going to be able to convince Cheng Xiuxiu to wear white stockings? I'd really like to see it.
Lin Jianlu couldn't help but imagine the pinkish hue revealed at the heels of the girl's feet after she was wrapped in white silk stockings.
Yes, that's what she thought was the essence of white silk stockings!
As for other opinions? What about over-the-knee stockings, garter stockings, stockings, and the absolute territory of tights?
Hmph! Vulgar and depressing, not worth mentioning at all. That's the fundamental reason why she has always looked down on those idiots in the anime club.
Just then, Lin Jianlu suddenly felt her phone vibrate.
She looked down, took out her phone, and saw a message from Akashi Mio.
—Yes, since both parties ultimately chose to settle, they naturally added each other on WeChat to reimburse each other's medical expenses.
So what she saw at that moment was a medical bill from Akashi Mio.
Skip the miscellaneous details and get straight to the final result—1836.54 yuan.
Holy crap, why is it so expensive? Did you get plastic surgery?!
[Lin Jianlu: What's going on? Why is it so expensive?]
[Lin Jianlu: Let me tell you, Chen Chen and I's bills combined are less than four hundred, how come it's so expensive here?]
[Lin Jianlu: Reply quickly!]
[Lin Jianlu: Speak up! Can't you type?!]
Some time later, the other party sent a long message.
[Akashi Mio: Given the language barrier, I've decided to use AI to help express my wishes.]
[Mio Akashi: Regarding your question about the bill amount, we would like to respond based on the objective facts as follows:]
1. Regarding the severity of the injury: My face suffered a substantial blow, resulting in severe soft tissue contusion and subcutaneous bruising. Due to the special nature of facial skin, to prevent permanent pigmentation or scarring, the doctor prescribed recombinant human epidermal growth factor (topical) and related anti-inflammatory medications. These medications are expensive and constitute necessary medical expenses.
2. Regarding the reimbursement ratio: The information shows that, since I am currently unable to provide valid proof of domestic medical insurance, all examination and medication costs for this visit are 100% out-of-pocket. This explains the significant difference between my bill and those of Mr. Chen Chen and Ms. Lin Jianlu.
3. Regarding communication barriers: Given Ms. Lin Jianlu's previously aggressive behavior, it has created a negative psychological association with me. Based on my psychological self-protection mechanism, I am currently unable to engage in real-time natural language conversation and can only provide logical output through preset instructions.
4. Regarding my final request: I am simply waiting for the settlement of this medical expense.
5. Warning: If I do not receive the payment within 168 hours (7 calendar days), I will consider this mediation a failure and reserve the right to request further intervention from the public security authorities or pursue subsequent compensation for lost wages through legal channels.
What the hell is this? Why is this person like this? So cowardly that they don't even dare to send her a message, only daring to use AI?
Since that's the case, I'll give them a taste of their own medicine!
Lin Jianlu frowned deeply, and using AI in the same way, sent a reply:
[Lin Jianlu: I'll give you the most direct, truthful, straightforward, most cutting-edge, hardcore, decisive, most concise, most to the point, most merciless, most incisive, most to the point, most direct, most unpretentious, most straightforward, most unpretentious, most unsentimental, most tactless, most direct, most blunt, most frank, and most honest answer—]
[Lin Jianlu: Fuck your mother, you're dreaming! You'll pay for your mother's ass!]