PNB Chapter 321 The Education of "Love"
Chapter 321 The Education of "Love"
Chapter 321 The Education of "Love"
Actually, in the past, Sha Dan would have disdained resorting to sneak attacks.
But after staying in this house for a while, and frequently seeing people, people and pets, and pets attacking each other, and even being caught off guard and attacked several times, Silly Egg finally understood.
Forget about sneak attacks, that's called skill! That's called ability!
Seeing that stinky bird hiding in the woods and not flying in the sky, the fool immediately deduced that the bird must have been injured in a fight with him before, and had to hunt for food and guard against other wild animals every day, which was why it hadn't recovered for so long.
Hehe~ See? That's the advantage of having a family and connections behind you!
The idiot's eyes darted around in the sky, then he grinned wickedly, landed a short distance away, and stealthily crept past that stinky bird from behind...
After a series of one-sided tearing and biting, the silly egg successfully avenged itself and won the final victory!
The stinky bird was a bit bigger than it, so it took three days to digest in that forest before it set off again to find meat that tasted as good as the meat at home.
I searched for several days, stole one along the way, and even got lost while flying, before finally bringing back this one that was easier to catch.
This wild goat, though small, is surprisingly heavy. The journey was fraught with stops and starts, leaving the silly boy exhausted, which is why it's only now that we're back.
Hehe, I'm finally home!
The two sisters still couldn't understand the silly egg's bird language, but that didn't stop them from being overjoyed that the silly egg, whom they thought would never come back, had returned.
Lin Lanshan sniffled, her nose stinging, and put the things in her hands into her storage space. She strode over and squatted down in front of Sha Dan.
This time, instead of lifting the silly egg upside down by its legs, she held it by its wings and lifted it up.
"Silly boy, I thought you were angry with me and weren't coming back. I saved you lots of delicious meat, come on, I'll take you inside to eat!"
"Chirp chirp!" Silly Egg chirped happily.
Lin Chunyi picked up the wild goat from behind, weighed it in her hand, then gave it a thumbs up and said in surprise:
"You're really something, you idiot! This little lamb must have weighed at least seven or eight pounds, and you just carried it all the way back like that, that's amazing!"
It doesn't weigh much itself, yet it carried such a large wild goat for who knows how long. Judging from its exhausted state, it must have had a very arduous journey.
The silly boy responded smugly twice more while nestled in Lin Lanshan's arms.
Lin Lanshan felt as if her beloved son, who had been away from home for several years, had suddenly returned; she felt good about him no matter how she looked at him.
"Why bring any gifts home, you silly egg? You're so cute, my silly egg~" She hugged the silly egg in her arms, leaned her head in like she was petting a cat, and wanted to rub against the soft feathers on its neck.
Then he gagged to the side with a "Ugh~" sound.
How to describe the smell? It's like dried grains soaked in sweat and then dried in the sun...
Lin Lanshan had just taken a deep breath of that flavor, so now she felt as if the half-bowl of rice she had eaten was about to leave her stomach!
She immediately lifted the idiot up again and held him far away!
"Ugh~ you idiot, haven't you had your hair cut these past few days?"
Watching the face in front of him suddenly grow larger and then suddenly shrink back down, the silly boy was a little confused. "Huh?"
I've been so busy these past few days that I haven't been sleeping well, so it hasn't had time to groom its feathers!
"Sis, could you go to the kitchen and boil some water for me and bring it over?"
Lin Lanshan picked up the silly egg and headed towards the bathroom. "Silly egg, you stink, you really stink! Come on, I'll take you to take a shower before we eat!"
bath?
Is there water?
"Chirp chirp!" No, no, no!
The fool, who had just been basking in the praise and compliments of humans, suddenly snapped back to reality.
It struggled violently to break free from Lin Lanshan's grasp.
There's no way to break free.
She ignored its urgent cries and carried it into the bathroom.
Lin Chunyi followed behind, dragging the wild sheep along.
She chuckled to herself: Lanshan is truly in love with that idiot now! In the past, she would have thrown him out long ago. Hmm, it seems there's no need to worry about her getting angry and fighting with him for now; this "love" should last for a while.
However, what Lin Chunyi didn't expect was that while Lin Lanshan's love for Sha Dan had indeed held up for the time being, she herself had collapsed, and collapsed terribly!
And only after the idiot came back.
the next day……
Early in the morning, Lin Chunyi and her sister went to the outer courtyard to continue their vegetable growing business, just like always.
As she approached, she witnessed an extremely horrific scene!
She stood there stunned for a long while before letting out a furious roar: "Aaaaah, who did it! Who did it!"
Lin Lanshan, who had been walking slowly behind, hurried over and asked, "What's wrong, sis? What happened?"
It's rare for something to make my sister so angry; it made her a little nervous and scared.
Lin Chunyi closed her eyes, almost gritting her teeth, and said, "See for yourself."
"Ah...hehe..."
Lin Lanshan looked at a large patch of soil in the vegetable garden that they had just sown seeds and filled in yesterday, where several holes had been dug out.
He was so angry that he burst out laughing.
No one can stand having their work ruined, especially farm work!
These are full of precious vegetable seeds!
No wonder my sister was so angry.
If it weren't for the fact that she had just experienced the idiot coming home yesterday and was slowly learning to control her temper...
She's probably already chasing after the "murderer" with a kitchen knife by now...
Damn, these seeds are the same color as the soil, and they've all been dug up and disappeared. Who can find them?
Lin Lanshan took a deep breath and then exhaled: Calm down... I need to calm down... Well, there always needs to be someone rational in this family...
Wait, idiot?
She squinted and carefully examined the marks on the ground. Although the soil was completely destroyed, she could still vaguely see several deep scratches left by claws.
She knew very well that the paths of peaches and reunion were not like that.
So it's obvious that the "culprit" who ruined the vegetable garden is the idiot!
After calming down a bit, Lin Chunyi quickly realized what had happened.
She yelled in the yard, "Idiot!"
The courtyard remained quiet, with no response for a long time. The more Lin Chunyi looked at the carnage on the ground, the angrier she became.
Her face was a mixture of black and red, like a raging demon. She opened her mouth and started cursing: "You damn bird, I just sowed the seeds! Just wait, when I find you, I'll tear you to pieces, you won't even be able to put back together!"
She looked left and right, but couldn't find a particularly suitable weapon. So she slowly clenched her fists, making a cracking sound with each clench.
Then he lifted his foot and ran out the door.
These few moves startled the innocent Lin Lanshan, who broke out in a cold sweat.