A lazy bum transmigrates and marries a eunuch – it's awesome!

Chapter 123 Zhuangzi Encounters a Dog

Jiang Xinyu promised to compress the time to within ten days in order to appease Xiao Yuan.

Xiao Yuan will go to the manor to play for a day the day after tomorrow and then come back to work. He can go to the manor to see her when he has another day off.

It's impossible to do it every day, so once every five days is just fine, isn't it?

What if it's not good? The lady's eyes lit up at the mention of riding a horse, and Xiao Yuan couldn't bear to disappoint her.

However, Supervisor Xiao was quite cunning and took the opportunity to make a number of demands.

For example, he wants it tonight, he wants it tomorrow night at the estate, and he wants it before he leaves the day after tomorrow.

Jiang Xinyu really wanted to pat his head and say:

Honey, we don't want to.

But the thought of not being able to sleep together for many days made her compromise.

Xiao Yuan couldn't bear to disappoint her, and how could she bear to disappoint her husband? She definitely had to learn horseback riding and archery, and it wouldn't hurt to go along with him in other aspects as well.

While she said she was going along with things, she only went along with things in bed. Once they were in bed, Jiang Xinyu was anything but well-behaved.

Since Xiao Yuan lost the bet to her, it's still uncertain who will receive the benefit.

Studying forensic medicine involves a wide range of knowledge, and Jiang Xinyu is indeed quite eccentric in some ways.

The professor was teaching students about forensic traces, showing them how different materials create different marks on the skin, but this guy only saw the knot in the illustration as interesting.

She doesn't even have a boyfriend, yet her theoretical knowledge is quite advanced; she even watched porn and learned a lot about rope untying techniques, but I don't know what use they are.

Unexpectedly, having multiple skills is never a bad thing; she actually put them to good use after her inexplicable time travel.

Jiang Xinyu had finally mastered the art of tortoise shell binding. The bright red ribbons contrasted sharply with the snow-white flesh. Xiao Yuan… (omitting a thousand words).

Unfortunately, he was blindfolded and couldn't see anything, making the feeling of being controlled both dangerous and exciting.

The provoked Supervisor Xiao couldn't help but beg for mercy.

Tonight is another night where the guards wish they could gouge out their own ears; they are finding it increasingly difficult to look their master in the eye.

The Grand Eunuch didn't just beg for mercy all the time; there was a give and take, and before long, it was the lady who was begging for mercy.

The two guards exchanged a glance and moved further up a tree in the distance.

Actually, they don't necessarily have to watch over things at times like this. If someone were to come and cause trouble, the Grand Eunuch would probably tear them to pieces.

It's true what they say, once an old house catches fire, it's hard to stop. What has the Grand Eunuch been after all these years of celibacy?

Surely it wasn't until the Lady developed the knowledge that the Master understood its subtleties.

That's really... such a waste.

Xiao Yuan didn't think it was a waste of time. He was only willing to do this because he had a wife. Those who had pounced on him before never had a good ending.

However, he did regret that he met his wife too late.

If it were ten years ago when he was young...

Uh, that doesn't seem to work, since the lady was still breastfeeding at that time.

Forget it, stop thinking about it. The more I think about it, the more upset I get. He's an old man who's ten years older than my wife.

Jiang Xinyu doesn't mind that he's old, but she does mind that he's a dog. Even though they're so close, she still keeps his little secret from him.

Many things recorded in the secret book are specifically for that place, and since this guy won't let her see them, she can't try them out.

Even after falling asleep from exhaustion, Jiang Xinyu was still thinking that she must make Xiao Yuan cry a few more times in the future.

Conditions on the estate were not as good as in the manor, so early the next morning, Xiao Yuan instructed people to go there to make preparations.

He even prepared a separate set of bedding, washbasin, teacup, and rice bowl to bring over, just in case his wife was uncomfortable.

In fact, if Xiao Yuan were more ruthless, he could have simply ordered the steward to make it as simple as possible.

He didn't want his wife to stay on the estate, so wouldn't it be just what he wanted if she came back early because she wasn't feeling well?

But our Lord Supervisor's love is so readily displayed, which is far superior to Jin Zekang's.

With Madam Wang about to return to her hometown, Jiang Xinyu was reluctant to part with her aunt. After waking up, she continued experimenting with her Thunderfire Bomb while sending a letter to her aunt, suggesting they go to the estate together for a few days.

Since my aunt had gone, she naturally brought along some willow catkins. However, when the couple set off together in the evening, they were quite startled to see the catkins.

He's gotten darker and stronger, losing his delicate, frail look and gaining a more heroic air; he's completely different from his former self.

Madam Wang visited Liu Xu every three or four days without noticing anything amiss, but Jiang Xinyu hadn't seen him since that time she advised Liu Xu.

The term "brother" and "cousin" sounded ambiguous at that time, and Xiao Yuan was a jealous person. She and Liu Xu didn't have much in common, so even though they lived in the same mansion, they didn't have much interaction.

Liu Xu heeded the advice and began practicing martial arts with a guard from the mansion after that incident.

People can't be idle; when they are idle, they start to think a lot.

Liu Xu now lifts stone weights and hits sandbags every day until she's so tired she falls asleep immediately and doesn't have time to think about anything else. Her mental and physical health are much better than before.

Xiao Yuan's arrangements were so thoughtful that Jiang Xinyu didn't feel any inconvenience at the manor. The next day, she was eager to learn how to ride a horse.

Horse riding is an expensive sport for the elite in modern times; without a certain level of financial means, it's simply unaffordable.

Jiang Xinyu was a complete novice in this area, and Xiao Yuan finally experienced the thrill of overwhelming strength.

So it turns out the lady isn't omnipotent after all; it's quite adorable that she could be frightened by a horse.

Liu Xu watched the two learning to ride horses from afar and felt a strong urge to join them.

He wanted to say goodbye to his past and become a real man, and he wanted to learn manly skills such as horseback riding and archery.

Madam Wang also cared about this cousin. She could tell he was interested when she saw Liu Xu staring at him. During a break, she boldly mentioned it to Xiao Yuan.

Xiao Yuan was very respectful to his wife's aunt, and this matter was not difficult to handle. Soon, Liu Xu also had her own equestrian instructor.

To prevent his distant cousin from getting too close to his wife, Governor Xiao arranged for him to be a bodyguard who was good at archery.

He'll keep practicing his horseback riding, archery, running, and martial arts; he doesn't believe this guy can still find the time to steal his girlfriend.

Happy times always pass quickly. Xiao Yuan spent the day with his wife and got up before dawn the next day to rush back to the capital.

What's most frustrating is that because his wife's legs hurt from riding a horse during the day, he couldn't bear to accept his own treat, and it will be another 5 days before he can eat it again.

Coupled with unfulfilled desires and lack of sleep, Supervisor Xiao exuded a unique resentment characteristic of Monday morning workers, plunging the entire Eastern Depot into further turmoil.

Jiang Xinyu was having a lot of fun, and after Xiao Yuan left, Xiao Die became the one who taught her to ride a horse.

Less than a day later, Xiao Yuan sent over another woman named He, who was said to be skilled in archery and hidden weapons, and Jiang Xinyu was also forced to join in.

Not only was He Niangzi skilled in using hidden weapons, but she was also good at making crossbows. Jiang Xinyu gave one to her aunt and one to Liu Xu, as a way to give them another means of survival.

She wasn't in a hurry to try the Thunderfire Bomb because there were too many people around. She thought that next time Xiao Yuan had a day off, the two of them could go somewhere far away in the mountains to avoid being seen and causing trouble.

Unexpectedly, before Xiao Yuan even arrived, that bastard Jin Zekang showed up.

Moreover, as always, he had a sharp tongue, and as soon as he saw Jiang Xinyu and Liu Xu talking while riding horses, he immediately revealed a malicious smile.

"Madam Xiao is truly virtuous. This must be the male concubine that Chief Supervisor Xiao took from Nanfeng Pavilion!"

"The lady treats her husband's concubine quite well. Does Chief Supervisor Xiao know how harmonious you two are?"

Upon hearing this, Liu Xu's face turned deathly pale.

Once a prostitute, she can never wash away the stain for life. No matter how much she changes her demeanor, she will still be recognized at a glance.

Holy crap, how can there be such an annoying person in the world!

Jiang Xinyu didn't hold back either, giving Prince An a disdainful look and saying...

"What, Your Highness Prince An, do you think you're a woman just because you've been with a man once?"

What happens in my backyard is none of your business. If you have time to spare, worry about your own backside.

Are you fully recovered before going out for a ride?

What if I get hemorrhoids...

Ha ha!

Short at the beginning and rotten at the end, unable to be the dominant one and unable to be the submissive one, tsk tsk, poor Mr. Xie!

Prince An: I understand, you want to kill someone!