A lazy bum transmigrates and marries a eunuch – it's awesome!

Chapter 250 Baby

Miaowu was even more excited to see his fellow villager than Jiang Xinyu, and immediately ran over when he saw him from afar.

Jiang Xinyu's heart skipped a beat; this Miaowu knew martial arts and his movements were quite fast.

Before she could think any further, Miaowu suddenly embraced her tightly.

I was just about to tell him to be more reserved, when he lowered his voice and said:

Sisters, we've finally found our tribe!

Jiang Xinyu let out a disbelieving "Eh."

"No way, you're a woman who transmigrated into a man?"

Miaowu nodded like a chick pecking at rice, and tears welled up in her eyes.

"Girl, you're such a beauty! I'm so envious of your 36D breasts."

I thought I could have a harem and be surrounded by beautiful women if I wore ancient clothes, but I ended up wearing a man's clothes instead.

I can't accept the woman psychologically, and I can't accept the man physically. Seriously, I'm devastated!

Jiang Xinyu touched Miaowu's bald head and laughed gleefully.

"It's alright, actually I'm quite envious of women who wear men's clothes."

Honestly, have you tried that?

After saying that, he winked, his expression a mix of playfulness and lewdness.

Miao Wu instantly understood, and let out a mischievous "Oh!"

"Absolutely! You're so knowledgeable, sister!"

My sister wore this in 1932. It was the end of the world where we lived, and my sister, the Thunder and Lightning King, fought six people at once.

"Look how awesome I am!"

Jiang Xinyu chuckled, "I won't look, but we must shake hands, we're from the same plane."

I died over two years into the apocalypse, so I'm hoping for a support/healer for the team.

"What a coincidence! I also hope to join the team, Berserker Bao Beibei!"

"Little darling? I'm Raindrop, Jiangxin Rain!"

Holy crap, the whole family! Now the two of them were even more excited.

It's already rare for him to meet an old friend, but he never expected that it would be his best friend.

Jiang Xinyu jumped excitedly and landed directly on Bao Beibei.

Bao Beibei reflexively hugged her, spun her around, and then gave her two quick kisses on the face.

This is her eldest daughter.

Hiding in the shadows, Xiao Yuan finally couldn't hold back any longer. He roared and charged at Bao Beibei.

He really wanted to believe the lady, but what he saw before him made it impossible for him to deceive himself.

He pinched his palm until it bled when he first saw Jiang Xinyu touching Miaowu's bald head.

He suppressed his feelings so desperately that he could find out if his wife had truly betrayed him.

Unexpectedly, the two of them went further and further astray.

He was too far away to hear what they were saying, but their actions clearly showed that he had indeed been cheated on.

They were hugging and kissing, and no amount of excuse could explain it.

Xiao Yuan's sudden appearance startled the two of them. Bao Beibei instinctively blocked the attack, her hand flashing with electric arcs, clearly intending to kill him.

Jiang Xinyu quickly grabbed Xiao Yuan and rolled on the ground.

Bao Beibei quickly stopped, afraid of hitting her best friend, but the backlash from the lightning made her arm go numb.

"Holy crap, Raindrop, what's wrong with you? I'm trying to kill someone to cover it up, why are you causing trouble?"

"Screw you, this is my husband, my own son."

"Damn, you've been in this world for just over a year and already have a husband?"

"No, if you had this kind of ability in your past life, why would you have remained single until death?"

Jiang Xinyu was about to say that they were all single and no one should laugh at each other, but she saw Xiao Yuan's eyes were bloodshot and full of murderous intent, ready to be unleashed.

Jiang Xinyu quickly hugged his waist, "Big brother, can you stop messing around?"

"You people who practice ancient martial arts can't beat us with our superpowers!"

"so what?"

Xiao Yuan's voice was filled with gritted teeth and a sense of sorrow.

So you don't want me anymore?

So that's why you're dating him?

what about me?

What will I do if you don't want me anymore?

Oh my god, this is a huge misunderstanding.

Jiang Xinyu's face darkened. "What are you thinking? We're not like that."

This is my best friend, my childhood friend.

Bao Beibei snorted disdainfully, "Can you stop acting like a wife looking at a mistress?"

"When we're sleeping in the same bed, you're probably somewhere else."

Xiao Yuan looked Bao Beibei up and down.

"Is the National Preceptor Miaowu a woman?"

Bao Beibei subconsciously rubbed her extra little brother, her face full of pity.

"I used to be, don't ask, I want to die!"

Miao Wu's face is so striking; her compassionate expression has a kind of beauty that desperately needs to be protected.

It's a pity there were no audience members; those two were putting on a melodramatic scene.

Xiao Yuan's eyes were red and his teeth were clenched like a timid wife.

The lady still cares about him and will protect him immediately when he has a conflict with Miaowu.

But this made him feel very frustrated; he was a useless person, and he couldn't beat this wild man.

Jiang Xinyu was really at her wit's end.

She didn't know how to explain it, after all, Beibei was now a real boy.

If you want to explain it clearly, you have to talk about how she was reincarnated after time travel.

Despite exhibiting many characteristics different from ordinary people, there is still a difference between demons and ghosts from another world.

With stories like the fox spirit repaying a debt of gratitude and the snail fairy providing a foundation, people seem less averse to demons.

A ghost that can possess another body is different, especially one from another world.

Just as Jiang Xinyu was trying to find the right words, Xiao Yuan suddenly hugged her.

"Madam, would you like to come home with me?"

As long as you cut off all contact with him, we can go back to how things were before.

You said you'd be with me forever. Let's go home, and I can pretend nothing happened.

Before Jiang Xinyu could answer, Bao Beibei refused.

"She married you, she didn't sell herself to you, so why should she cut off all ties with me?"

As she spoke, Bao Beibei pulled Jiang Xinyu into her arms.

"Little raindrops, sisters are like hands and feet, men are like clothes."

Are you going to betray our friendship for this pretty boy?

Can you do it? Can you? Can you?

Jiang Xinyu subconsciously shook her head, then looked at Xiao Yuan ingratiatingly.

"Husband, can you calm down and listen to me?"

She's truly my best friend; she came to join our family, not to break us up.

Xiao Yuan never expected that even after he had compromised to this extent, his wife was still lying through her teeth.

His expression grew colder, and he exuded an aura of sadness.

"Okay, okay, I understand!"

Don't be sad, there's no room for discussion, right, that...

Jiang Xinyu quickly broke free from Bao Beibei's embrace.

"Honey, can you take a step back first?"

"Look at me, I've been running around naked for so many years, and I've finally managed to get some clothes..."

Bao Beibei stroked her chin and gave a mischievous smile.

Are you serious?

Have you decided on him?

"What, this guy's got a big head and great skills?"

Jiang Xinyu covered her face, "If I didn't know you were such a pig-brain, I would have thought you did it on purpose."

When that monk introduced me to you, didn't you listen carefully?

I am the wife of the Marquis of Zhenguo.

He is my husband.

"Remember anything?"

Although Bao Beibei transmigrated into the body of the Nanzhao Kingdom's national teacher, she had some understanding of this place before coming to the Great Jin.

Jiang Xinyu reminded him, and he immediately realized what she meant.

The Marquis of Dajin was formerly the head of the Eastern Depot, which means that Xiaoyudian's husband was a eunuch.

"Fake eunuch?"

Jiang Xinyu shook her head, "Really!"

"Half-cut? Going to Danli but leaving the gun?"

"Cut it all off!"

Bao Beibei's gaze towards Xiao Yuan became much more benevolent.

"Then it seems to be true love."

Hello brother-in-law, I'm your sister-in-law.

Just call me "sister"!

Having spent so much time with Jiang Xinyu, Xiao Yuan was able to understand those strange words.

Even if you don't understand it, you can guess what it's about.

Xiao Yuan was filled with shame and indignation when he heard Miao Wu discussing his disabled body.

But the other party's attitude was beyond his expectations.

He expected to be mocked and insulted.

After all, to his rival, this fatal flaw was practically a joke delivered to his doorstep.

Why didn't the other person mock him but instead referred to himself as his sister-in-law?

Was he really mistaken?

It seems that no man would admit to being a woman in front of a romantic rival.