Chapter 62: Bringing the talent of an illiterate person to stand-up comedy!
Chapter 62: Bringing the talent of an illiterate person to stand-up comedy!
At this moment.
VIP seating, stands, and audience area.
This includes people like Ryoki who were off the field.
They all had expressions of shock on their faces.
All the viewers seemed to have forgotten that not long ago, they thought Shen Jian was an illiterate man, a cannon fodder who was eliminated in the first round.
However, now...
But they were completely engrossed in his stand-up comedy routine.
The frequency and range of his actions were no less than Chu Shen's, and could even be said to be stronger!
Because Shen Jian's expressiveness is stronger!
Every word he uttered, every expression he made, including his tone of voice, was perfectly executed.
When I'm complaining, I'm all angry.
When they pull off a comedic reversal, they can be incredibly cheeky.
But when he's serious, his blank expression is truly unbearable to watch.
Add a joke to it.
It was almost a perfect performance by a master.
Most importantly, this was all impromptu.
Because everyone noticed that every word he said was different from what was on the teleprompter.
"So, he realized that the core idea of his prepared script was similar to Chu Shen's, so he simply switched to a freestyle?"
"Wow, that's impressive! But didn't the internet say he's illiterate?"
"It's over, it's over, Chu Shen is in danger!"
"Damn, I thought I picked a Muggle, but it turns out to be a hidden level?"
"Oh my, what kind of life does Chu Shen have?"
"well……"
The contestants all sighed inwardly.
Because Shen Jian was far beyond their expectations.
The key is that he can speak so fluently.
They can start by talking about the little incident of their pants getting wet before going on stage, and then they can talk about themselves in the end.
He jokingly criticizes his own illiteracy, yet it's also incredibly funny.
off the field.
Lin Youyou and Liang Mu looked stunned.
"Brother Liang, Shen Jian... does he have other manuscripts?"
"No, I don't think so..."
"How is he so amazing? I think he's right."
"Perhaps... a talent?"
Just as the two were talking.
Someone in the guest section pressed the buzzer again.
Yang Tianzhen, Fu Hang, and others were also amused by Shen Jian's jokes.
Actually, Yang Tianzhen was a little shocked at that moment.
She had already prepared her lines, in case Shen Jian embarrassed himself, she would know how to smooth things over.
As a result, Shen went up and fired like a machine gun.
One meme after another is being released.
Some of the jokes she made about Yang Tianzhen even made herself laugh.
But out of pride, they could only cover their faces and laugh.
However, Shen Jian still didn't let her go.
Shen Jian: "Sister Yang! Don't cover your face and laugh, your hands can't block it at all."
Yang Tianzhen: "..."
"Hahaha!"
"Ouch!"
"How dare you! You call yourself the boss?"
Shen Jian on the stage didn't seem to care.
"I'm going to travel the world soon, so I don't care. Of course, if the landlord insists on not letting me sell the house, then I'll think about it."
"Hahaha."
"666. 』
Shen Jian: "Actually, after saying so much, in the end, I also want to express my feelings."
In reality, without much education, life is full of trivialities. Aside from being prone to weight gain and poverty, nothing else is easy.
I also hoped everything would go smoothly, but all I got was "abundance year after year... but not enough."
'Pu~ Haha'
"Again!"
Shen Jian: "So everyone remember, anything that can be solved with money, I can't solve."
But just because I can't solve it today doesn't mean I can't do it tomorrow! Don't rush, don't panic, have ambition!
Because tomorrow will bring back today, and you'll still be unable to solve it. Oh well, just leave it be! It's just for fun.
"Hahaha!"
"Depend on."
"Is this the legendary inspirational literature for the illiterate?"
"Terrifying!"
Shen Jian: "Haha, alright everyone, thanks for your support, my stand-up comedy is over."
*Pfft*
That's the end of it!
Shen Jian: "Huh? What?"
"This isn't just a 'been there,' it's over!"
Shen Jian: "Tch, I was just kidding! You really think I don't know idioms?"
"Hahaha."
『Nurture~~~~~~』
Shen Jian: "Okay, okay, this is really over. Thank you all for your enthusiasm. This is my first time doing a stand-up comedy show, and I believe it will be the most unforgettable stage performance on my path to stardom!"
Thank you everyone. No matter what the final outcome is, I will try my best to continue to lie flat.
I also wish you all the following happiness, harmony, and prosperity in your families, and that you find your soulmate so you won't have to go on blind dates when you're old!
Thanks!"
"Wow!!!"
"Hahaha!"
"Awooo!!!"
"Yo~!!!"
Shen Jian's stand-up comedy show has officially come to an end.
The screams and applause from the audience were continuous.
You can tell from the decibel level that it's much, much louder than Chu Shen's.
Moreover, Chu Shen had already taken the stage by this time.
But the audience below didn't stop; they kept applauding Shen Jian.
After the host, Pang Bo, came on stage.
That brought the matter to a close.
At this moment, Chu Shen still had a smile on his face.
But you could tell he was putting on a brave face.
The quality of stand-up comedy is not determined by the quality of the jokes, nor by the quality of your writing style.
Instead, we should look at the overall performance at the time.
Sometimes, the jokes might not be that funny, but just seeing this person standing there, doing something silly, makes you want to laugh. That's the most helpless, yet also the most enviable thing.
Shen Jian seems to be the chosen scoundrel with a built-in buff.
This is an unsolvable talent.
Chu Shen understood.
Many of the contestants found out by now.
"Alright." The host, Pang Bo, took a deep breath. "I'll interview Shen Jian first. Tell me the truth, you really didn't look at the teleprompter, did you?"
Shen Jian: "I looked at it, but I really didn't understand it~."
"Hahaha!"
"Oh, stop joking."
"My stomach hurts!"
Pang Bo: "No, Mr. Yang, I have to say something to you. How can you say that this newcomer is so eloquent and knows nothing?"
"I really don't know," Yang Tianzhen replied awkwardly.
Guo Qilin, standing to the side, tried to smooth things over: "I can testify that Sister Yang was kept in the dark."
Cai Kangyong: "It turns out that the rumors online really were just that. But it's not about labeling Shen Jian as illiterate; it's about the fact that illiterate people can't say that stand-up comedy is a rumor. You see, that's very well said!"
Da Peng: "Shen Jian, you know I'm a director."
Everyone: "!!!"
Da Peng: "To be honest, I really want you to play the role of 'Loser Man'."
Everyone: "Hahaha!"
Da Peng: "I see comedic potential in you, but it's only in its early stages and needs further development. I hope that if we have the opportunity in the future, we can collaborate, and I'll explore your comedic talent. I'll be the first to give you a thumbs up! Keep it up!"
Shen Jian: "Thank you, Director Dapeng."
The guests offered their comments on Shen Jian.
Then, a powerful interruption followed:
"Alright everyone, let's begin the final segment. Please give your scores to the two contestants. Thirty seconds, begin!"
Background music begins.
The lights were dim.
The counters held by the crowd below kept clicking.
Not long after, the music stopped abruptly.
The screen at the back of the stage began a 3-2-1 countdown.
duang!
The stage lights came on again, and the score was displayed behind us!
[Shen Jian 198/VS/Chu Shen 165]
"!!!"
"Such a high score!"
Actually, the result was not surprising.
But looking back...
It was still full of surprises, and of course, a little bit of delight.
No one expected Chu Shen to lose.
But no one expected Shen Jian to win!
"Sigh, it's not an unjust defeat."
"Mixue, you've got some serious talent!"
"Is this the talent of the illiterate?"
"Very strong, really very strong!"
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