PNB Chapter 68: I really have to control you.
Chapter 68: I really have to control you.
Time flies.
The two-week recording period passed quickly.
Everyone seemed to be in a hurry.
But in reality, competition is just one part of life.
We should shed tears for our dreams, but also share laughter and joy.
The final match ended in a touching moment.
However, this season of "King of Comedy Stand-up Comedy 2" has only just begun.
...
Shanghai.
Pudong Airport Terminal 2.
Shen Jian pushed his suitcase, following behind Yang Tianzhen and the others.
The announcement above showed the flight schedule and departure times to Beijing.
Lin Youyou danced with excitement.
"Phew, it's finally over."
Yang Tianzhen smiled and said, "I'll give you all a break when we get back, so you can rest for two days."
Lin Youyou: "Really! Sister Yang, I love you!"
Yang Tianzhen: "But you can actually spend two days in Shanghai."
Lin Youyou: "Everyone who was supposed to go has gone."
Yang Tianzhen: "Where did you go last night?"
Lin Youyou: "The Bund Pedestrian Street, Yu Garden, and that temple on Nanjing West Road, what's it called again?"
Yang Tianzhen smiled and said, "Jing'an Temple."
"Wrong!" Shen Jian suddenly interrupted, "It's a DJ Remix!"
[One more hilarious joke]
Yang Tianzhen: "..."
Lin Youyou: "..."
Ryogi: "..."
Li Si: "..."
Zhang Shan: "..."
Everyone was speechless.
What the hell is this DJ...?
Sometimes they really wanted to open Shen Jian's mind and see what was inside it.
You might call him an illiterate internet celebrity who lacks knowledge and skills, but he actually managed to reach the top eight in a stand-up comedy competition.
Unfortunately, in the final eight rounds, he ran into his good friend Zhai Jianing.
He ultimately lost by three votes and was unable to continue.
It's not unfair, after all, Zhai Jianing eventually won the second season championship, so Shen Jian was only three votes behind the champion, which is enough to show his strength.
This is exactly the result Yang Tianzhen wanted.
If you don't come in first place, there's no potential risk of being criticized by haters.
And you can say he's okay.
And it always makes you so angry you want to kill someone.
Ever since the signing began, everyone's blood pressure has been abnormal.
Yang Tianzhen turned to Shen Jian and said, "Your work will be increasingly packed from now on, not just variety shows, so you'd better take it seriously, or you can forget about getting an A-level contract."
Shen Jian: "Don't worry, Sister Yang, I'll definitely do my best."
Yang Tianzhen: "That's more like it. From now on, variety shows will have appearance fees. The real life of a star is coming."
Shen Jian: "Sister Yang, do I not have any stand-up comedy?"
Yang Tianzhen was speechless: "It's already a favor to let you participate, and you even get to stay in a five-star hotel. Do you see any of the other contestants? They've already made it into the top eight, with so much exposure, why would they need money?"
Shen Jian looked at Yang Tianzhen and shook his head slightly: "Sister Yang, I don't agree with what you said. Of course, you know I'm not the kind of person who stirs up trouble."
Yang Tianzhen: "..."
Lin Youyou: "!!!"
Ryogi: 「!!!」
Shen Jian: "Indeed, we participated in the show because they gave us the opportunity, but did they all think I would only appear in one episode?"
But how many episodes have I been on now? I've been recording with them until the very end. How much of the buzz will I generate in the future?
I could accept using my illiterate persona to attract followers at the beginning, but I think everyone should be equal now, right?
What is equality? It means mutual respect! If I respect you, I will give it my all; if you respect me, you have to pay me to show your respect.
But he didn't give it to me. Of course, the money seems to be for me, but actually, Sister Yang, it's for you—it's for your dignity!
"..."
"???"
Shen Jian: "We don't need favors, but if they don't give us anything, then they're in the wrong."
Besides, are we just going to refuse? If that's the case, Kiwi is being incredibly petty! Next time, we'll prioritize the penguins. I'll let these disrespectful guys know they're slapping my sister in the face!
"..."
"..."
on the plane.
Yang Tianzhen fell into self-doubt.
I have never felt such immense pressure from having so many gynecological problems at once.
I hadn't noticed it before.
This guy is a total stress monster.
How did it become a matter of one's own face?
So, who are the people negotiating the appearance fees, acting fees, and endorsement fees with?
Yang Tianzhen suddenly opened her eyes and covered Shen Jian's head with her hand: "No way! Looks like I really have to control you when we get back!"
Shen Jian: w(ﾟДﾟ)w
Liangmu: "President Yang..."
Lin Youyou: "Sister Yang, calm down!"
...
...
Three hours later.
The plane landed at Beijing Airport.
I was supposed to return to the company to summarize and archive the business trip details.
However, seeing that everyone was tired, Yang Tianzhen didn't force them.
They said they would hold a small meeting at the company the next day, and then we would have a day off.
Shen Jian originally wanted to hitch a ride.
But I thought Yang Tianzhen might be used to traveling alone.
In the end, I decided to share a ride back with Liangmu.
We arrived at our accommodation.
Business as usual.
After a quick shower and some cleaning...
Shen Jian then opened his phone, ready to check the backend account of Douyin.
I originally planned to do a live stream during my two weeks in Shanghai.
But Yang Tianzhen stopped her.
On the one hand, it's best not to expose too much during the recording of the show.
After all, it's a competition program. If the names or other details are known to the public in advance, it will reduce the appeal and could cause trouble.
On the other hand, the hotel arranged by Shen Jian also had other celebrities.
She was genuinely afraid that this guy might cause some trouble. If he filmed something he shouldn't have during the live stream, it would be hard to explain later.
Therefore, Yang Tianzhen strictly forbade Shen Jian from doing live streams or posting jokes for the next two weeks.
However, filming has already finished, and the production team will be launching the promotional video site in a few weeks.
So it doesn't matter anymore.
His private messages on QQ have been flooded with messages these days.
After all, it's been so long since I've done a live stream, my family must miss me.
Click to open the live stream pop-up.
Soon people started entering the live stream room.
The number of participants quickly surged to over 7.
The chat in the live stream was flooded with comments.
[Holy crap, a missing person has returned?]
[Oh my god, family, does anyone understand? I've found my own flesh and blood! I'm finally back!]
[Eldest son! What have you been doing these past few days?]
[Without you, I've lost all motivation!]
[You didn't secretly bring home a Land Rover behind our backs, did you?]
Seeing the care and concern from my family.
Shen Jian smiled knowingly: "Family, I've missed you all so much! Please keep the light sticks up and the gifts coming in, so I can see how much you miss me, okay!"
[Yes, that's the taste, it's definitely him!]
[Useless at everything, but a master at begging!]
[Shen Jian, tell me quickly! Where have you been?]
Shen Jian: "Going to record a show, 'Happy Single 2'."
[Holy crap? They all went? Is it over?]
[Haha, judging by this, they were eliminated in the first round!]
[I guess he's embarrassed to say it, which is why he hasn't been live-streaming for so many days.]
[Tell the truth! Were you wiped out in one round?]
[Is that even a question? Of course!]
[Damn it, my son is wronged! My son is so wronged!]
[Sigh, let's just wish I could get a sports car as a consolation prize.]
[A sports car from XXX]
Shen Jian: "Thanks for the sports car, bro!"