After becoming a villain, I stay away from the crazy male and female protagonists

Chapter 513

"Wife, give me a kiss~"

As soon as he opened the door and walked in, Jiang Hao came over with a pout, pushed the door shut.

Finally, a little time for the two of us! Perfect!

Qin Wanyan was quick to act and pressed her lips against his.

"Wait! Clothes!"

"Kiss one first and then switch!"

Jiang Hao tried hard to get closer.

"What's the rush? It's more exciting if we change!"

Stimulate?

Jiang Hao's head clicked and he smiled mischievously.

"Wife~ Do you want to be so good at playing?"

"Come on! I'm in the bathroom next door! Go next door! I can take a shower too!"

“Why put it next door?”

"Because...while you're wearing it, I can take a shower!"

"Oh!"

Jiang Hao didn't doubt it at all. He took the towel, opened the door and walked out.

After Jiang Hao left, Qin Wanyan quickly ran to the bedside, picked up the tablet, and poked at it.

After a while, the scene of the next room appeared on the screen.

Qin Wanyan was laughing there until she saw Jiang Hao finished taking a shower and started to study his clothes. She called housekeeper Zhao.

"All departments, take your positions!"

At this moment, Jiang Hao looked at the pitch-black clothes in front of him with a confused look on his face.

"That's it? You can't see anything with the lights off, right?"

Jiang Hao held the piece in his hand and looked at it from left to right, but it didn't look like a piece of clothing...with a story.

"It's so small, how can I wear it?"

Jiang Hao tugged at the clothes: "It's quite stretchy! It's a one-piece suit..."

I put on the clothes in a hurry, and looking in the mirror, they looked like... the clothes of a motion capture actor.

It is quite comfortable to wear, which shows that the quality is good.

"But... this only highlights one of my strengths, and the others are invisible!"

Jiang Hao pushed open the door with doubts and wanted to sneak back into the room.

Suddenly, all the lights in the villa went out and the surroundings fell into darkness.

The only light source...

It’s Jiang Hao!

"Pfft!"

"Pfft!"

Don't get me wrong, it's not a fart, it's the laughter that everyone can't help.

"The dress that the young lady chose is so unique!"

"With this big wave and this beautiful girl's fitness clothes, my son-in-law is the most popular guy in our villa!"

"So realistic! If I didn't know it was my son-in-law, I would have thought a beautiful girl had appeared!"

Jiang Hao frowned: "You guys, are you kidding me?"

Don't think he can't hear their chatter!

He looked down and finally understood why Qin Wanyan said that it would be better to wear it with the lights off.

When the lights are on, it's an ordinary tights suit, but when the lights are off...

The lifelike beautiful girl twisted her body with his movements, looking so charming.

"Wife!"

"Ah? What's wrong?"

Qin Wanyan's voice of unable to hold back laughter came from the corner.

"What kind of clothes are these? Turn them off!"

"What's wrong? Don't you like it? You can always choose another pattern!"

As soon as he finished speaking, the beautiful girl pattern turned into the eldest sister of the three cat-eye sisters!

Red lips flaming~ Jiang Hao's chest muscles turned into big waves~

"Qin! Wan! Yan! Turn off the lights!"

"Ah? With this design, the light can't be turned off~"

"Can't be destroyed?"

Jiang Hao chuckled.

"If I can't kill you, I'll kill you!"

I don't know how he moved, but he suddenly jumped behind Qin Wanyan and lifted her up by the waist.

"Everyone go to bed! Whoever dares to come out at night, I'll make him wear this outfit! Go to the street in the middle of the night and chat up beautiful women!"

As soon as he finished speaking, there was a burst of noisy footsteps around him, and then it was completely quiet.

"Okay, honey, it's your turn now! You were laughing happily just now, right? I'll make you laugh even more happily later!"

Qin Wanyan struggled desperately.

"Put me down! I don't want to laugh anymore!"

"late!"

"what!"

"boom!"

After a stormy night, Jiang Hao gave Qin Wanyan a kiss on her sleeping face in high spirits.

"Honey, I'm going to work! I've asked for leave for you, so don't go to work today!"

Qin Wanyan had fallen into a deep sleep long ago and couldn't hear anything at all!

"I told you, I also took a video as proof, I'll send it to you! Kiss my wife, sleep well, my husband is going to work to earn money!"

Jiang Hao walked down the stairs humming a song and was almost tripped by Dasha who was blocking the intersection.

"Someone, take Dasha outside to get some sunshine! He's so big and just lying here, it's getting in the way of people walking!"

"Yes! Uncle! It's mainly because Dasha stole a chicken this morning and couldn't move anymore!"

"One? Are you sure?"

That round belly can’t be stuffed into this with just one thing!

"Hey, son-in-law, just pretend you didn't see it! If the young lady finds out, Dasha will be sent to lose weight again!"

"Okay, okay!"

Jiang Hao walked to the dining table and grabbed a bun and stuffed it into his mouth.

"Has Grandma eaten yet?"

"Grandma Wind was picked up by a gentleman early in the morning and left after eating!"

"Oh~ So enthusiastic! Tsk! Are you afraid that your wife will be snatched away by someone else?"

The servant on the side: Son-in-law, before you talk about others, please look at yourself!

"I'm going to work! Help Wanyan keep the food warm!"

"Okay, uncle! We will!"

Today is the premiere of the variety show "Let's Raise the Kids Together", so he and Zheng Yingjun will go to the TV station to supervise it.

He deliberately drove a sports car that he usually didn't drive and drove directly to the TV station.

"Haozi!" Zheng Yingjun's powerful voice rang out.

Jiang Hao was quite surprised to see him.

"Hey, you arrived earlier than me? Did you crawl down the mountain?"

"Hmph! Sorry to disappoint you! I came down here on one of your guys' helicopters!"

When they came to pack up the tent in the morning, Zheng Yingjun begged to get on the helicopter to avoid the pain of climbing the mountain.

"Hey! President Jiang! President Zheng! Are you here?"

The TV station's director trotted out of the TV station.

"Well! Thank you for your hard work, director!"

"No, no! This is what we should do!"

The director grovelled and led them all the way inside.

This is a powerful sponsor! This cooperation is good, and there will be new cooperation next time!

Ever since the coal bosses went to jail, it’s hard to find such a good financial sponsor!

Not only did he let them go completely, he even cooperated with them in the filming!

The most important thing is to be generous with your money!

It's simply a breath of fresh air in the entertainment industry!

Most of today's financial sponsors always look up and never take others seriously.

When it comes to acting, we don’t look at the acting skills, but first look at whether the waves are strong enough and the techniques are up to par.

So the resulting film or variety show was simply a massive disaster.

Then if the filming is not good and the cost cannot be recovered, it is the director's fault again.

Because of this, many directors have changed their careers and stopped serving these wealthy sponsors.

Who likes to bring a group of brainless big-breasted girls with him when filming his work?

He has no acting skills and no looks, he looks like he came out of an assembly line.

No matter how good the costumes and props are, that face and that figure can't support it at all!

So now when they see Jiang Hao and the others on TV, it’s like looking at cute little golden potatoes, they are so rare!