Slayer of Gods: I lied; I became the agent of the Nine Gods.

Chapter 153 Lulu got caught reading random books!

"This bowl..."

Baili Pangpang, who was drinking porridge with a spoon, suddenly exclaimed "Eh?" and looked at the bowl in front of him with some confusion.

"I remember when I took it out... it had a gold openwork pattern, right?"

The bowls and chopsticks were specially chosen for them by the fairy maiden Ah Luo, and the patterns on them were inlaid with pure gold...

At this moment, Lin Qiye and the others, who were holding identical plain white bowls without any patterns, also looked at each other in bewilderment.

"Did someone change the set of bowls?"

Lu Yu's eyes darted around, and for a moment she almost laughed.

Just as they thought a thief had broken into the house, Zhou Ping weakly raised his hand and said, "I... I saw that the bowl wasn't very clean... so I washed it again."

"...Washed it again?"

Lin Qiye glanced at the bowl with some uncertainty.

"Sword Saint Senior, how did you wash this bowl? It's so...cough cough...clean..."

This bowl is made by the demon race, so it shouldn't be so easy to break, right?

Zhou Ping's ears were already bright red, but he tried his best to remain calm and maintain his image in front of his daughter.

"...it was washed away by the sword energy..."

Everyone except Lu Yu: 6

So practicing swordsmanship has this kind of use?

Unfortunately, none of them knew how to use a sword; most of them used knives.

Seeing that Zhou Ping was practically fuming, Lu Yu kindly tried to smooth things over: "Teacher Zhou, my porridge is gone. Could I have another bowl?"

Zhou Ping nodded with a sigh of relief, then took the empty bowl and fled the scene in the blink of an eye.

The few kids standing there exchanged glances and then burst into silent laughter.

It seems that the seemingly aloof Sword Saint is actually a bit of a ditz...

Then, when they finally took their first sip of porridge, they all looked as if they had been poisoned, their faces turning blue.

It's so blurry!!!

Why can you taste a metallic, rusty flavor from the bottom of the pot in your porridge?

Sword Saint Senior! What have you done to everyone's pot?!

Zhou Ping asked in confusion, "Doesn't it taste good?"

He thinks the color looks normal...

This was the first time he had ever successfully cooked such a white porridge... Although it tasted a little burnt, he felt it was still edible...

Seeing the Sword Saint's somewhat disappointed expression, the group swayed for a moment, then shook their heads violently: "No! Yes! We can drink!"

Lu Yu cried on the side: Can I request to withdraw this bowl of porridge that I ordered again?

It must be possible, right?

Of course not. Even after Lu Yu finished eating the new bowl of porridge that Zhou Ping served again, the Sword Saint finally cleaned up the dirt on the ground under everyone's dumbfounded gaze.

That skillful technique is enough to rival even the most domestically adept snail-like creatures.

"If you've finished eating and are ready, let's start class after I wash the dishes..."

Several people nodded in unison: "Ready, ready..."

"And that... senior, we can wash the dishes ourselves..."

Zhou Ping was moved but refused: "All I know how to do is cleaning and sword practice. You shouldn't argue about these things."

Lin Qiye and the others: ...

After they finished tidying up, they stood in the open space outside the warehouse, waiting for Zhou Ping to give them a lesson.

Only Lu Yu, with a lollipop dangling from his mouth, sighed leisurely, "A candy after a meal is better than being a god..."

Lin Qiye glared at her: "The Sword Saint is here, you'd better stand still!"

Lu Yu said helplessly, "Okay, okay... Captain."

But if you listen to Teacher Zhou's lectures, you might end up like me.

Sure enough, when Zhou Ping pulled out a large stack of martial arts novels from the box behind him, Lin Qiye and the others finally couldn't maintain their good student image anymore.

"What is this for?"

Lin Qiye's questioning gaze almost materialized.

"For weight-bearing?"

Does binding it to the body add weight?

It can't be that simple, can it?

Zhou Ping shook his head: "This is your class assignment for today: read books and learn knowledge."

"??? Learn knowledge by reading novels?"

Zhou Ping nodded: "Yes, I learned my swordsmanship from books."

Seeing the Sword Saint's natural and unpretentious attitude, Lin Qiye and the others had no choice but to accept the fact that they really had to read the novel next.

Everyone took a novel, found a seat, and then became completely engrossed in the world of the book.

Lu Yu took a copy of "The Four Great Constables," and in the instant he turned around, he secretly switched it with the book he wanted from his Qiankun bag. He sat down on the ground, opened the book with the cover facing down, and began to read it with the same joy.

hee hee~

Almost half an hour later, Zhou Ping, who was standing to the side, finally breathed a sigh of relief. He had just recovered from the previous embarrassment and was still feeling a bit stuffy.

Then he went inside and brought out a cup of water for each of the children, placing it on their heads and saying, "If you spill a little water, you have to change your posture to balance the cup."

"This is also to train your ability to be distracted."

The young man walked up to Lu Yu, but stopped in his tracks when he saw the fleeting look of guilt on the girl's face.

Everyone was looking serious, trying to read the novel inside and out, so why was this little girl blushing so much?

He silently squatted down and, seeing Lu Yu's expression filled with "no," picked up her open book.

The book's cover was quickly revealed to everyone:

"Jin Ping Mei".

Semi-literate Lin Qiye: (⊙_⊙)?

Never heard of it... What book is it? What is Lu Yu reading?

An Qingyu, who knows too much, and Pangpang, who has read the book, said: "Wow, it's one thing to act crazy in broad daylight, but to read erotic novels too."

Zhou Ping stared at the book cover, puzzled for a long time.

He remembered that this book wasn't in his library.

Why did Lu Yu choose this book?

"...Teacher Zhou..."

Lu Yu wanted to take back her weapon, on the verge of tears, but received a calming look from the teacher:

"Is this book good?"

When Lu Yu heard Zhou Ping's question, she started digging her toes into the ground. She hesitated for a long time before finally managing to utter, "It's not suitable for you to watch..."

[“What’s unsuitable? I think it looks great!”]

Before Luo Hou could finish reading, Zhou Ping confiscated the book, causing him to jump up and down in anger.

[“Lu Yu, how can you let an ordinary person swagger around in front of you? Snatch it back! That’s your book!”]

Just shut up!

Lu Yu's heart is breaking...

What is this?

Will it lead adults astray?

She remembered that Teacher Zhou was very innocent.

Furthermore, due to the mixture of various elements, it seems that there is no online literature in Daxia, and naturally there is no certain website like Tang!

Teacher Zhou, I'm so sorry!

Zhou Ping was unaware of Lu Yu's thoughts; he was simply curious about what book his little deer was reading. Seeing Lu Yu's somewhat troubled expression, he naturally knew it wasn't appropriate to ask further.

The young man stood up abruptly, looked at Lu Yu, and pursed his lips:

"Now that you've finished reading the book I gave you, let's have a sparring session first..."

Lu Yu's eyes widened: "I didn't... I didn't..." (Finish reading...)

Oh wait...

She had already read these martial arts novels, and even watched TV series versions that didn't exist in this world, so she wasn't interested. But that didn't mean she wanted to be the first to face Teacher Zhou's merciless criticism!