Return to the soul

Chapter 151

When You Qingwei led Lu Wugui and Zuo Xiaoci to the Fengshui office, the huge office was already full of people, and the reporter was still talking about the situation of the Fengshui office to the camera: for example, a A talisman drawn with cinnabar on yellow paper costs 880 yuan; for example, a piece of copper gossip mirror costs 18 yuan;

You Qing said inwardly, "What's wrong with my liking Bazi? You think it's expensive and you didn't force you to buy it."

Sitting on the sofa in the living room was a black-blue woman whose eyes could not be concealed even with powder, accompanied by several bodyguards.

Several "colleagues" who dressed up in traditional costumes and looked like seniors were also present, but they were very unfamiliar.A "colleague" was talking endlessly about the difference between "feng shui" and "superstition", and tried to rely on superstition and fraud.

You Qingwei dared to say that there are only a handful of real colleagues who dare to make trouble on her land.

With the folding fan in her hand, she gently pushed away the person blocking the way, and said, "Please, please step aside..." After she finished speaking, suddenly a person rushed out from the side, and that person was holding a bucket of things in his hand, facing her. rushed over.

You Qingwei subconsciously thought of sulfuric acid, she opened the folding fan with a "squeak" to protect her face for the first time, then, the thing poured out of the water rushed past her ear, and poured it on the person behind her with a "squeak" .

"Little bored!" You Qingwei was shocked, and at the same time smelled the smell of blood, she turned her head and saw the black dog's blood mixed with cinnabar and glutinous rice poured all over her head and face.

Lu Wugui never expected that someone would splash her with such a low-end thing as black dog blood.She saw the person next to him holding a bucket of black dog blood and thinking about what he was going to do, so he splashed her face.She wiped off the black blood on her face and asked, "What are you doing?"

Miss Yu, who was sitting on the sofa waiting to see Lu Wugui appear, jumped up and shouted, "You... aren't you a ghost? Why aren't you afraid of black blood? Why didn't you show up?"

Hearing what she said, Lu Wugui seized the opportunity, was overjoyed, and yelled, "You're out of your mind!" and sent back what Miss Yu scolded her.

Zuo Xiaojia's eyes were sharp and his hands were quick, he went up in two steps, and pushed the person who had poured the blood of the black dog to the ground.

That man was a middle-aged man, who was pushed to the ground by Zuo Xiaoci and yelled: "You liars, you liars! You liars who said you would be fine if you eat the talisman, you liars who lied to me!"

When You Qingwei saw that Lu Wugui was splashed with blood all over his face, he immediately got angry too!She asked Lu Wugui: "How are you?"

Lu Wugui said: "It's nothing." The black dog's blood is effective for white zombies and corpses, and it is also somewhat effective for ghosts, but it has no effect at all for big ghosts.

You Qingwei felt a little relieved when he realized that there was nowhere to return.She nodded and said, "There is a washroom in my office, you go wash it." Seeing the recovered Master Chang, she called out, "Master Chang, please accompany Xiao Mendai to wash up."

Master Chang led the way to nowhere.

The reporters gathered around and put the microphone in front of You Qingwei to interview her, asking her if she was a fraudulent company pretending to be a ghost, why her talismans and feng shui materials were worth so much money, and whether she had sold talismans to treat people's diseases. A long series of questions were asked in a hurry, causing You Qingwei's head to hurt.

You Qingwei glanced at Ms. Yu with a half-smile and said to the reporter, "Why are my things so expensive? It's an industry secret. Why should I tell you?"

The man who threw the black dog's blood and lost his way stood up and shouted: "They are all liars, they are all scammers. I bought the talisman for more than 8000 yuan, and they said that drinking the water from the talisman would be enough. As a result...as a result...the treatment was delayed..." He yelled at You Qingwei for cheating.

Zuo Xiaoci rolled her eyes, and said in her heart: "You are also worthy of letting a liar do you?" She quietly smacked it in her palms, then walked up to the man, and "slapped" two slaps on the man's shoulders The last slap directly extinguished the fire on his shoulders, and then he reached out to touch it, took the man's wallet in his hand, quickly took out his ID card, and glanced at his name and address.

The man covered his pocket and found that the wallet had been robbed, and shouted, "Why are you robbing my wallet?"

Zuo Xiaoci threw the wallet back to him, and shouted: "Shagang." When she shouted, a small paper figure with symbols on it appeared in her hand, held between her index finger and middle finger.

The man subconsciously said "Hey", and felt his brain "buzz", his body lightened, and then he suddenly felt his ears buzzing around him, and he saw that everything around him was distorted, hanging on the wall. The talisman, the talisman in the cabinet, and the feng shui magic weapon were all very conspicuous, and those people were distorted. The woman who invited him to make trouble was covered in black air, and the black distorted characters crawled on her face like earthworms.

He screamed: "Ghost—" Pointing at Miss Yu, he jumped behind Ying Yinyang in two steps, and shouted: "Master, there is a ghost—"

This turn of events shocked everyone!

Zuo Xiaoci couldn't help laughing, and asked: "Ghost? Hey, look clearly, did that person hire you? How much did you pay to hire you to make trouble?" Her voice sank, and she roared, "Quickly say, How much money did you spend! How dare you take money from ghosts!"

The man shouted: "Five... five thousand!" He looked at Miss Yu tremblingly, terrified.

Miss Yu's face changed completely, she glared at the man angrily, and said, "What nonsense are you talking about? Who invited you here?"

The man trembled and hid behind Ying Yinyang, shouting: "Master, save me!"

Zuo Xiaoci yelled: "Save a dime, you see Qian's eyes opening up to make trouble, and you will save you?" After finishing speaking, he glanced at the reporter with a pointed look, pursed his lips, and said, "Everyone, it's free! The sky sees ghosts, who wants to have a shot? After this village, there will be no such shop, and I guarantee that you will see good brothers every night when you go out in the future!" It’s not good to ask someone for trouble, find someone who does yin and yang feng shui.She doesn't need to do much, just press the yang qi on her shoulders. If the yin is strong and the yang is weak, the luck will naturally be low. Even if she is not hit by dirty things, her luck will be quite low for a while. Basically, it is difficult to have smooth things.

Zuo Xiaothorn covered Sha Gang's two yang fires, and shouted "Hun", which made one of his soul unstable. The effect was immediate, which was equivalent to opening Sha Gang's dark eyes in broad daylight.

There is a ghost spell on the person surnamed Yu, and she can see the black energy without opening her dark eyes.

Sha Gang shivered, and a smell of urine wafted out.

The faces of those "peers" are very ugly.This is Li Gui bumping into Li Kui.

A group of reporters backed away quickly, their expressions brilliant.Many people looked at Miss Yu.

Ms. Yu saw the reporter's expression was a bit wrong, she took a deep breath, calmed down, and said, "Boss You, in a society ruled by law, in front of friends from the media, are you still trying to frighten someone?"

You Qingwei sat on the sofa opposite Miss Yu and said, "Remember, there are only three things to do. Get lost!"

Miss Yu was not annoyed, and snapped her fingers.

Her bodyguard took out two thick stacks of money, a full 20 yuan was placed on the coffee table.

Ms. Yu said: "In front of friends from the media, if you remove the curse on me, the 20 yuan will be yours. If you can't solve the curse, there is no need for this Feng Shui office to open again? After all, there is no ability to lie People are not so good."

You Qing smiled slightly in surprise, and said: "Miss Yu, let me tell you this, if you take the poor life of the lonely, the poor, the disabled, as long as you don't do anything immoral, I will serve you for free!" Her folding fan held the 20 Ten thousand yuan was pushed in front of the man, and said: "If you do too many immoral things, there will always be ghosts coming to your door. Your matter cannot be settled with money. Accumulating more virtue and doing some good deeds is better than anything else. If you have a lot of money, go to the temple. Otherwise, go to the temple to eat vegetarian food for a few years and pray to the Bodhisattva for a few years. After a few years of self-reflection, this disaster and calamity will pass. If you have a few money and work hard, you will move a bank. Come here, I can't save you." Picking up the folding fan, he said, "Where are you going to go back and forth. I won't send you off."

Ms. Yu raised her brows and said, "In other words, you don't have the skills to run a Feng Shui office? Do you have the ability to break the curse, can you break the curse, just tell me."

Lu Wugui came out of the house with a depressed face, and said, "You Qingwei, I'm fine, but she ruined my clothes with black dog blood." She pulled up the clothes on her shoulders and said, "Look , there is a hole." She shook her hand, and her clothes turned into ashes and floated down in pieces.She grabbed the collar again, and the collar was turned into ashes.She grabbed her chest again and shook it, the entire front of her clothes turned into dust, and the cold air from the central air conditioner flew all over the room with the shaking.

Lu Wugui shook vigorously, the ashes on his body kept floating, and finally, the cassock he was wearing turned into flying ash and floated all over the room, and the most terrible thing was that the ashes disappeared when they fell to the ground.

The faces in the room are all green!Whose clothes will turn into ashes and float all over the room!

A videographer took a camera to shoot at the homeless road. As a result, the eyes can see people, but the camera cannot capture people.The reporter thought he was dazzled, so he rubbed his eyes and looked at him several times, his legs were shaking with fright.The cameraman tugged at his companion, showed him, and said, "Da...Dabai...see you in broad daylight...to hell..."

I don't know who howled: "Ghost——"

The cameraman carrying the camera turned his head and ran away. One cameraman's legs were weak and he dropped the expensive camera on his shoulder!

The cameramen and reporters were scared away, and the six "feng shui masters" looked at each other in blank dismay.

After a while, a slightly fat "feng shui master" stepped forward and said to Ms. Yu: "Miss, the reporters have all escaped. We are done with the show. Should we pay?"

"Pfft, haha..." Zuo Xiaoci let out a long burst of laughter, she couldn't straighten up from laughing, and asked, "Is it a group performance for 50 yuan a day?"

The slightly fat Fengshui master said tremblingly: "This...we don't want to trouble you Fengshui bastards, this... this lady has repeatedly assured that you are liars, and that you have invited reporters, all of whom are related to her. , it will be fine if there are reporters here, I will add some money, five...five hundred per person."

You Qingwei propped his forehead with a folding fan, laughing so that his shoulders trembled.She laughed for a long time before she couldn't help asking Ms. Yu with a smile: "Is there no one in your family?" She waved her folding fan and said, "You can go and live for three years in a Taoist temple where incense is more effective." It's all right. Oh, yes, remember to pay for the robes of the roadless. Her clothes cost 88 pieces. There is no taboo in the roadless. The temple gate can't stop her. If she comes to you again to collect debts, I guess you'll have to become a monk for the rest of your life." After she finished speaking, she couldn't hold back her laughter when she thought that Yu, who was surnamed Yu, would invite group performers and reporters to come over and direct and act on her own.

With a livid face, Miss Yu got up angrily and left.

Her bodyguard took the money and followed.

Since her father had an accident yesterday, he went to invite the masters, one master ran after another, and when he saw her, he turned around and ran away, as if a ghost was chasing her.Even the members of the Chen family turned her father away and asked her to do as she said.If she complied with this matter, she would not even think about raising her head to be a human again in the future!

When she reached the door, she stopped again and asked, "Is it useful to live in a temple?"

You Qing suppressed her smile slightly, glanced at her lightly, and said, "It must be the kind of temple with a lot of incense and Taoist temples where there are eminent monks and Taoist priests sitting in the town. Don't look for those pheasant Taoist temples."

Ms. Yu turned her head and said to the bodyguard beside her, "Go ask for her payment account number." After speaking, she turned and left.She took two steps, then turned her head and asked, "Can the talismans in your store prevent ghosts? Are they useful?" She looked suspiciously at the road.I really don't know what the hell this is, I'm not even afraid of black dog blood and the sun!The talisman in this store can't deal with her, and there is a statue of the Sanqing God next to it, which is useless.Is the talisman useless, or is this ghost too powerful?

You Qingwei was happy again, and shouted: "Master Chang, business is here. Big business."

Master Chang: "..." He has lived for four to fifty years, and he has never seen such a thick-skinned person.I just came here to buy things again after making trouble.