My villain's vest can't cover it [Rebirth]

Chapter 6

He didn't dare to imagine Yu Liuyin's expression, he just felt that the storm was about to come, and he knew very well that if he didn't run away quickly, he would die!

So, Yan Bujing coughed twice, pretending that nothing happened, and slid off Yu Liuyin's body very slowly.

The bowed one, with his head lowered and only the top of his head, said: "The little fairy is a fairy boy under the seat of the Immortal Lord of Fulin. He just entered the Nine Heavens, and got lost for some reason and strayed into the Shangxian's mansion. Please forgive me, Xiaoxian, let's go now, let's go now."

Yu Liuyin didn't reply.

One step, two steps, with the lotus leaf covering his face, he gradually walked away, not daring to make a sound, all the fine hairs on his body defended against Yu Liuyin as if facing a formidable enemy.

After about a minute, Yan Bujing managed to move to the other side of the lotus pond, thinking about Yu Liuyin's unresponsiveness today, when he suddenly heard a sword cry soaring into the sky.

"Ah ah ah ah!"

He ran away without caring about his appearance, and only had time to pick a lotus to block Xiaoyan from competing.

Yan Bujing thought, maybe Yu Liuyin was mad because of anger, and her reaction was half a beat too late.

With Jianming behind him close at hand, Yan Bujing said in his heart: It's over, it's over, it's over, it's over!It must be the sword that spanked him last time!

God, even if he was killed, he would never have imagined that Yu Liuyin would bathe in this lotus pond. Hasn't this pond been visited by anyone for 18 years?

Moreover, the most terrible thing is that this body is filled with him——Yan Bujing!

Yu Liuyin's deadly enemy in his previous life!

Lord of the Palace of No Return!

The more he thought about it, the more frightened he became, Yanbu flew into the race, splashing water everywhere, and his back was in a panic, he couldn't control that much anymore, 36 plans are the best, run away!

I thought that today I would not be able to escape a series of beatings, the sword energy was almost on his ass, but there was a sudden sound from behind——

"Li Chen, come back."

"Om—" The sword body trembled and hummed, as if he was very unhappy, but he still ran away in a desperate manner.

Yan Bujing took a deep breath, and seeing that he really didn't chase him, he slowed down and gasped for breath.

"Why did I meet him so unluckily?! Fortunately, this face is so different from mine. He probably never thought that I would be reborn." Yan Bujing made such a fuss just now, and there were water splashes and lotus leaves. He hugged me, and thought: "He probably didn't see my face."

It's a pity that he didn't see Yu Liuyin's face either...

"What a great opportunity, I didn't even have time to appreciate Shangxian's naked body." He teased himself while recalling Yu Liuyin's touch.

I laughed out loud: "I didn't expect that although his face is as cold as Kunlun snow, his body is scorching hot." And, just relying on the tactile sensation from somewhere from that inadvertent bump told him——

Call out.The impressive scenery is really rare in the world!

Not small, not small!

The thrilling scene was probably the first time Yan Bujing had such a big emotional ups and downs in the 18 years since his rebirth.

Although there was no danger, the corners of his mouth curled up unconsciously.

"Sure enough, it's not a big deal even if you worship him as a teacher. Anyway, you can still be considered a half acquaintance. At least you won't be bored in the future."

He made clothes out of lotus flowers and lotus leaves. After running for a long time, he stood on the edge of the cliff, looking down in amazement...

What's happening here?

Clouds and mist are flying around the body, and waterfalls rush down along the surroundings of the fairy mountain, like a pouring Milky Way.The fairy mountain is full of aura, sometimes there are cranes singing, sometimes birds and beasts are flying together, and flowers are blooming in the mountains and fields. No matter the scenery or the meaning, it is beautiful and intoxicating.

However, sigh to sigh, Jing was still shocked.

This entire fairy mountain is not included in the Nine Heavens at all, it should be an independent place beyond the Nine Heavens, and the whole mountain is supported on the back by a huge cloud kun.

It just so happened that Yun Kun let out a low whimper, and the sea of ​​clouds rolled over, echoing layer after layer, as if someone was moaning deeply.

Yan Bujing suddenly realized how stupid his answer just now was...

Such a paradise is obviously not something that a little fairy like him can enter and leave at will!

But Yu Liuyin let him go?Don't argue with him!

He, Yu Liuyin, is such a talkative person in Jiuchongtian, so why did he have to take revenge on him in the past!Not fair hello!

He is so kind to others, but he is so fierce to him.Yan Bujing searched for a long time before finding a crane, took it to the mansion of Immortal Fulin, and Immortal Fulin glanced at Yan Bujing while gnawing on the roast chicken.

"Hmph, you little monster, what did I say, you have to come to me. Looking at your old age, I can guess where you were bullied?"

He recalled the place name that Yu Liuyin said just now, and said, "Yan Guishan."

Fulin paused, looked at him, two seconds, three seconds... continued to eat the chicken legs.

"What are you talking about, do you know where Yangui Mountain is? Who's mansion is it? Even if you know where it is, do you know how to get there? No one has found the entrance in the past 300 years. You can only watch it from a distance and not play with it. Do you understand?"

Yan Bujing said again: "I know, it's Yu Liuyin's mansion, not only did I go in, I even caught him taking a bath."

"Pfft!" Immortal Fulin, who had just taken a sip of tea, coughed violently, "You, you, what did you say, you little demon? You say it again?"

Yan Bujing said: "Listen to me to make it clearer? Yan Guishan, Lianhuachi, Qiongze Shangxianyu left a voice stripped off, nothing was on, accidentally bumped into me, I accidentally fell Jiao, and accidentally hugged him. Do you hear clearly, Xianjun?"

Fulin was dumbfounded, his whole body was petrified, and the drumstick in his hand rolled around on the ground several times, leaving a little bit of oil stains.

"You said Shangxian, he's back?" Fulin was about to cry excitedly, "Aren't you lying to me? You must be lying to me! How did you go up Yan Guishan! There's not even a door there !"

Yan Bujing really doesn't know how he got up there... Whoever wants him to be a soul body every time, just think about where he wants to go.

Fulin jumped down from the chair at once, "Shangxian is back, Shangxian is back, Shangxian is back, he actually came back ahead of schedule, I want to tell the good news to heaven!! 300 years, 300 years, everyone After waiting for 300 years, Shangxian finally came back." Fulin snotted his nose and burst into tears, crying excitedly, "Did you lie to me, you little demon? You really didn't lie to me?"

Seeing him like this, Yan Bujing really disliked him, crying in a panic, without a trace of manliness, he said: "If you don't say it a third time, believe it or not, it's up to you."

Fulin nodded: "I believe, I believe, the Langhua Banquet is about to start, I have to hurry up and prepare, and I must give Shangxian a perfect apprentice banquet. That's right!" He turned his head abruptly, "What did you just say, little demon? ? You and Shangxian met in the shower?"

... Is it okay to say that?Although he didn't see anything clearly at the time.Yan Bujing nodded.

"You still flirted with him?!"

Yan Bujing: "..." I just hugged him and you said I was flirting with him?

Fulin grabbed him and screamed: "Then do you have sex / seduce the gods?!"

Yan Bujing: "..." He pushed Fulin away, "Why should I have sex/seduce jade to leave a message? Am I crazy?"

If it wasn't for getting away, I wouldn't even hug him!

"Oh!" Fulin was very weak, "What a chance for him to get to know you, didn't I tell you that Yu Liuyin is a broken sleeve!"

"What is he going to do to me?" Yan Bujing said: "I don't like men, I don't want to tempt him with such beautiful sisters, I'm crazy."

"That's what I said! You say you, you two are so sincere to each other, how can you not do something!" Fulin was angry, and sighed again and again, "You ruined such a good opportunity."

"Wait, in this way, doesn't Shangxian remember your face?"

"He probably didn't see me, I kept covering my face with the lotus leaf." Yan Bujing said.

"No, no, no," Fulin circled around Yan Bujing, "Don't be afraid of [-], just in case, if you really see your face by the gods, it will be very bad for apprentices. Xiao Yao, listen to me, what are you doing these days?" Don't go too, I want to give you a good face change from head to toe, you must not go to meet the immortal with this appearance on the day of the Langhua Banquet apprenticeship."

"Why?" Yan Bujing asked.

"Are you stupid! Which master would accept an apprentice who has seen his own body? He will die of embarrassment." Fulin said, "And you must know that you are not the only one who wants to worship Yuliuyin as a teacher in Langhuayan, At that time, Penglai, Changbai, Kunlun, etc., all the immortal families will send young disciples here, I must find a way to make you outstanding."

Fulin scratched his back with his fly whisk, and Yan Bujing just let him go. How could Fulin be so excited... Could it be that he really put his hope of promotion in the future?

"Do you still remember what I told you earlier?" Fulin walked over in small steps, "The essence of the three characters!"

"..." Yan Bujing wondered, "Cheeky?"

"Exactly!" Fulin clapped his hands, thinking in his heart, "Hey, do you know what men are most afraid of?"

This question asks, when did Yan Bujing be afraid of anything.

Shaking his head, I don't know.

Unfathomable, Fulin smiled and said, "That is—one cry, two make trouble, and three hang himself."

Yan Bujing: "?"

On this day, the long-awaited Langhua Banquet kicked off on the coast of the East China Sea.

Fulin took Yan Bujing to the scene early in the morning.

He is busy and takes care of everything big and small.

This land is an island above the East China Sea, which is close to Penglai, filled with ethereal aura. When Yan Bujing landed on the island, he felt at ease, but it was a pity that he was pulled away by Fulin to change his appearance before he could absorb enough aura... …

"Just remember, if the Shangxian doesn't accept you, you will cry, cry for three days and three nights, howling wolves, if he still refuses to accept you, you will make trouble, pester him, cling to him, hold him Don't let go, shed a few more tears, pretend to be pitiful, say that you grew up as an orphan without parents, if the gods don't accept you, you will die. If he refuses to accept you, you can hold a piece of white silk in front of him Swing around, tie a knot across the hanging beam, step on a low bench and kick it. I don't believe that Shangxian will remain indifferent all the time."

Yan Bujing propped his forehead, his brows twitched.

Looking at himself in the mirror, he sighed deeply.

Hey--

Why did he believe in Fulin's evil and be tormented like this by him?

The young man in the mirror had a disheveled bird's nest hair, his face was covered with cinders, his clothes were torn, his slender ankles happened to be exposed, his trousers were wide and wide, and he had countless patches all over his body.

The only thing that can be seen are those eyes, which are black and white and clear and bright.

Yan Bujing looked at her miserable appearance that her father didn't recognize, and wished she could strangle herself to death after listening to Fulin's words.

If Yu Liuyin knew that the miserable person who came to apprentice today was Yan Bujing, what would his fame be like in his life!where!

Fulin was quite satisfied: "The master apprentice meeting will not be difficult. It will not test your knowledge or skills, just see who the immortal is interested in. Don't be too nervous. Just listen to me. You don't need to worry about anything." Just do it, kneel there and wait. After all, this is the first time Shangxian has recruited apprentices, so I won’t make it difficult for you. Remember my three-character motto: thick, face, and skin!”

"That's enough, that's enough." Yan Bujing didn't want to listen to Fulin's rambling.

At this moment, hurried footsteps came from outside the door—"Is the Immortal Fulin here?"

"Yes, yes." Fulin opened the door, "Why are you in such a hurry?"

"Hi Xianjun, I don't know if Lord Guanyue is here? That's it, the elders changed their minds and issued an order, saying that it is extremely boring to accept apprentices every time. Today is just in time for the Langhua Banquet, so I want to change the game and hold an impromptu one." The competition is just a test of the qualifications of the juniors. The winner will naturally become the apprentice of Shangxian Qiongze. I am here to take the little fairy under your seat to the waiting area. Let them choose some weapons first to familiarize themselves with the feel. Immortal You don’t need to worry too much since you are so busy today, I will definitely take good care of your little fairy.”

The visitor hastily finished speaking, and then passed the motionless Immortal Fulin.

He bowed to Yan Bujing who was inside: "Guan Yue-jun, you should have listened to what I said just now, if you have nothing to prepare, why don't you come with me?"

Well, if you agree, you don't need to prepare anything, why do you have to try it out?

But...wait a minute, what the hell is "Jun Yue"?

"What did you call me?" Yan Bujing pointed at herself incredulously: "Guan Yuejun?!"

Fulin shrinks back behind the door, peeking at Yan Bujing.

The person who came to pick up Yan Bujing was a well-mannered little fairy boy with a comb on the top of his head. What's wrong?"

Yan Bujing was dumbfounded, he looked at Immortal Fulin who was hiding behind the door, how could Fulin dare to look at him, he hugged the door panel and scratched his ears and cheeks for a while.Yan Bujing's face was as dark as the bottom of a pot, and he gritted his teeth: "Yes, very right." He stared at Fulin, his teeth itching with hatred.

Fulin poked his little hand: "Little friend has the appearance of a shameful flower in a closed moon, so he naturally deserves the name. I thought about it for a long time, and I originally wanted to report to you as a shameful flower, but after thinking about it, it is still a shameful flower in the closed moon." It sounds better. What do you think, Mr. Guan Yue?"

His answer was an unbearable fist.

"Sounds good to you, sir!—"

Immortal Fulin burst into tears: "Hey..."

Yan Bujing didn't forget to pat his hand after beating him: "I'm sorry, although I have the appearance of a moon and a shameful flower, I also have the customs of a wild man, be good, have a thicker skin, don't cry, don't make noise, don't hang yourself. "

Fulin: "You... you will repay your kindness with revenge!"

Woo woo woo.

The author has something to say:

How much Yan Bujing disdained the three words "cheeky" in the past, and how thoroughly he implemented these three words later~