i'm not a tattoo

Chapter 32

Swallow and choke on yourself.

He smiled helplessly: "There is no medicine now, so I can't take the medicine secretly while you knock on the door."

Wen Yu just forgot to knock on the door, or was too lazy to knock, and didn't think too much about it, but after Lu Xuting's explanation, Wen Yu felt that maybe it was because of this reason.So he said without apology: "I will pay attention in the future, but I think it's better for you to get used to it."

Lu Xuting suggested: "Why don't I just open the door."

Wen Yu pointed to the air conditioner on his finger.

Lu Xuting immediately said: "Actually, I'm fine if I don't drive, it's not hot here."

"Actually, whether it's hot or cold, practitioners are more adaptable to bad weather. The purpose of turning on the air conditioner is purely to make the power consumption appear normal. At the beginning, Qin E asked me because of this matter. .”

"why?"

"His job is to enable all practitioners to integrate into society normally."

"Uh..." Wen Yu spoke vaguely, Lu Xuting thought for a while and asked, "Is it for training?"

"There is help in this area, but more troubles are still being dealt with."

"It sounds like a lot of hard work...was it organized by the practitioners themselves?"

"Not to mention that no one would do the voluntary organization, but as far as I know Qin E will definitely not do this job." Wen Yu blackmailed Qin E for no reason, and then said, "His work, In fact, they are the policemen at the police station. Oh, the only difference is that they are very mysterious, although they are all public servants, none of their colleagues know what they are doing."

"There are practitioners in the government department?!" Lu Xuting was quite surprised.

"It's normal. It's not normal if you don't notice it at all." Wen Yu swayed on the chair, "After all, there are too many stupid people who exposed themselves. They almost ran to the street and shouted that I am a practitioner. —No, I think some people do it more obviously than that."

"Do they have no concept of hiding themselves at all or...?" Lu Xuting couldn't figure it out.Even cultivators who have lived from ancient times to the present should be able to adapt to the current life and not do stupid things?

"Some people have practiced in seclusion for hundreds of years and thousands of years. Do you think they can still adapt to modern life?"

"Oh..." Lu Xuting has just practiced for such a short time, and he hasn't seen many retreaters.

"After I came out of the cave, I didn't know that this place was already a natural scenic area—or I didn't know what a natural scenic area was at all. I was dressed in an ancient costume and picked up a long sword and wanted to fly. If I found out before it was too late If you fly, you can use cosplay to fool it, and if you find out too late, you can only pretend to be filming, which is more troublesome, because there must be arrangements for the follow-up.”

Lu Xuting felt that he had learned a lot.He asked, "Then have you ever retreated?"

"No." Wen Yu replied simply, and after thinking about it, he changed his mind and said, "No, maybe it was once."

Counting and counting... Wen Yu's answer was uncertain, Lu Xuting became a little curious, and asked, "Is it too far away so I can't remember clearly?"

"It's indeed quite a long time ago." But Wen Yu didn't lose his memory, or in other words, he never forgot.After all, that closed-door retreat, which can’t be called a closed-door retreat, affected a person’s life, and every reincarnation after that also affected Wen Yu himself, making him quickly determine the focus of his life as soon as he realized that he had arrived in the world—completely compatible with The focus of life that has nothing to do with oneself.

"Only retreated once?"

"Well. In fact, with my cultivation method, I really don't need to retreat to seek a breakthrough." Wen Yu didn't feel that he was boasting at all, because what he said was indeed the truth.But the most critical reason for not retreating is to look at Lu Yuanche's previous lives.

"Actually, I want to ask... how old are you, Wen Yu?"

Wen Yu didn't answer, but asked instead: "How old are you?"

"32."

Wen Yu nodded and said, "I can't remember my age clearly, it's probably more than a hundred times your age and less than a thousand times your age."

This is too approximate...but even the lower limit of [-] is really a bit, no, it's really too exaggerated.However, I have fallen in love with everything I like, and it is too late for Lu Xuting to regret it now, and liking this kind of relationship cannot be frightened back by age.

Lu Xuting asked again: "Is it difficult for a practitioner to find a Taoist companion?"

Wen Yu asked strangely, "Why do you ask that suddenly?"

"I just thought that Wen Yu and you don't have a Taoist partner, so it should be more cautious and difficult for a cultivator to choose a partner." Lu Xuting sighed.

In fact, Lu Xuting, who asked this nonsensical question, just wanted to confirm that Wen Yu did not have a Taoist partner now. Of course, it would be even better if he could also know whether he had a Taoist partner in the past.

The expression on Wen Yu's face was a bit inexplicable, Lu Xuting looked back at Wen Yu without guilt, the expression on his face was extremely upright, he didn't ask any more questions, it would be too deliberate to ask at this time.

Seeing Lu Xuting staring at him seriously with wide-eyed eyes, Wen Yu sighed in his heart that this person's thirst for knowledge is really strong and divergent, so he has no choice but to answer, anyway, he will not lose a piece of meat.

"Not at all. Some cultivators' companions are actually just for dual cultivation, and some ascetics just find someone to live with, so that they don't have to hit the wall by themselves when they go crazy in their cultivation."

Lu Xuting listened earnestly, and Wen Yu continued: "Of course, there are also many people who are together because of feelings. For you, such a married couple is more difficult and more cautious. After all, you want to find someone to spend the rest of your life with. The lifespan of a practitioner is so--so long, so it should be carefully selected."

Lu Xuting's expression is serious now, like a student listening to the teacher's emphasis, Wen Yu waved his hand, "There is no difference between ordinary people and practitioners when it comes to feelings, don't listen to my nonsense, maybe you have more experience than me .”

"...It's basically impossible." Lu Xuting sighed, "The matter of pulling Lu Yuanche has exhausted all my energy, and I have no intention of falling in love at all."

"32 years, zero experience, wow." Wen Yu was amazed, he didn't care at all that he also had zero experience, and his age was countless times that of others.

Not to be outdone, Lu Xuting countered: "Do you have a lot of experience?"

If another person said this sentence, Wen Yu might have said "it's none of your business", but Wen Yu didn't feel offended when he heard Lu Xuting's words, and instead argued with him with great interest: "This kind of No matter how much experience you have, the more experience you have, the more emotionally unstable you are, right?"

Lu Xuting knows that Wen Yu is single now, and now that Wen Yu may not have a lot of love experience in such a long life, it is a surprise.It's not that Lu Xuting feels that something is wrong if the other party has more experience, but now Lu Xuting has reached the point where he becomes sour when he sees Lu Yuanche, not to mention Wen Yu's rich and completely unknown relationship history.

In Wen Yu's previous life, Lu Xuting had no chance to participate at all, and it was useless to be unwilling, but fortunately, it's not that I was old when I gave birth to a king, but that I was born a king... still young, Lu Xuting's life is still long, and there are many opportunities .

So Lu Xuting stopped trying to inquire about Wen Yu's relationship history, which is useless even if he knows it, but said relaxedly: "Thank you so much. I have zero experience and my emotions have been very stable—stable in a single state."

Wen Yu swayed on the chair, squinted at Lu Xuting, and teased: "This is Lu Yuanche's hurdle, so I plan to find a partner? It's also okay, if you can find a senior double cultivator in your current situation , Guaranteed to practice twice the result with half the effort."

Lu Xuting said: "This purpose is a bit utilitarian... I'm not that impatient, just wait for the fate." But he said in his heart, senior, I think you are quite suitable, can you take my double cultivation with you?

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Of course, Lu Xuting's words were just in his heart, if he said it now, he would probably be thrown out by Wen Yu with his bed.

Wen Yu smiled, propped his chin and said: "Then wait slowly. I heard someone say the word fate to me last time, and then he wished he hadn't found a partner for 3000 years."

"3000 years...isn't it too long for a practitioner? Isn't it possible to be hundreds of years after retreating?"

"Some practitioners simply don't live to be three thousand years old. Only when their strength increases can their lifespan be extended. Some people who are not talented enough to enter the country can only live to be more than 100 years old."

"So that's the case... Is it really possible for a practitioner to become a fairy?"

Wen Yu thought for a while and replied: "It is indeed possible, but I haven't seen it for a long time. Now the probability of becoming an immortal is about zero. In the past, there were great sects of cultivation, and talented children rushed to become immortals since they were young." Thought to practice, such mass production is still rare in the end, and most people nowadays don't know about cultivation, so it is probably a coincidence that they can become immortals."

"Since you can't become a fairy, what is the goal of the current practitioners?"

Wen Yu asked back, "Why are you cultivating immortals?"

"First of all, it's my sister's request, and secondly, I think it's good to prolong your life if you practice."

"Right, in fact, everyone has the same idea, prolonging life. There are too few people who want to become immortals. After all, the world is so beautiful, and they can't live long enough. And there are many people who don't have a good view of heaven and gods. , I feel that the sky is deserted and the gods are abstinent and ruthless, of course they are comfortable in the world." Wen Yu complained, "I think they watch too many TV dramas."

"Everyone can't