Chapter 283 Apple is also finished
Chapter 283 Apple is also finished
The voice of the Great Emperor Zhenwu was like a giant bell ringing in the center of the universe, so loud that it could shake the stars in the sky. He shouted at the top of his voice:
"My daughter, take a closer look at Steve Jobs. Hey, this guy is incredible in the world! He is like dropping a super bomb in the calm ocean of technology, and the waves he set off are ten thousand times more violent than a level 10 tsunami! The movement is so loud that not only the earth, but even the entire universe will be shaken, as if the universe is dancing disco. The Apple company he founded is not a simple bright pearl in this vast world, it is simply an extremely huge, invincible, and brilliant diamond that can blind the eyes of all creatures in the universe! The light of this diamond is incredible, just like the brightest supernova explosion in the universe, "whoosh" from this side of the earth directly to the other side of the Milky Way, and then bounce back like a naughty elf, continuing to shine. The brightness is so great that the sun would be ashamed if it saw it and hide in a corner and cry."
As the Great Emperor Zhenwu spoke, he narrowed his eyes slightly, and he looked as if he was recalling a cosmic spectacle that was ten thousand times more shocking than the end of the world. The expression on his face was one of intoxication.
"Jobs's vision is so sharp, just like an eagle wearing a super magnifying glass and the most powerful laser sight in the universe. His insight is so extraordinary that it breaks through the boundaries of the universe, just like his eyes are the 'perspective mirror' of the universe.
In the vast field of technology, which is like countless universes connected together and multiplied by ten thousand times, he is like an invincible and fearless super pioneer. His momentum is like a super Saiyan running wildly in the universe, rushing forward all the way, leaving everyone else far behind in the distant corners of some distant galaxy. Those people probably have to use telescopes to see Jobs' back.
He can always capture the needs of the times as accurately as if he had a super magic radar with automatic tracking and intelligent analysis functions, just like a super hunter who can always accurately find the traces of prey.
Then, he was like a craftsman with god-level skills so superb that made people's jaws drop countless times until their jaws were almost dropped. He carefully carved out masterpieces that would make people's jaws drop to the ground and couldn't be picked up again.
The products he launched under his leadership, such as the iPhone and iPad, did not just change people's lives like magic. They completely reshaped people's lives like the Big Bang, and redefined the era of mobile Internet. It was like giving this era a shot of super stimulant, making this era dance the coolest dance to his rhythm. Even the God of the universe would probably sway along with the dance steps.
If such a person becomes my son-in-law, I will be so proud that I can light up the entire universe. I will walk sideways in the heavens, just like a crab. Everyone who sees me will give me a thumbs up, be so envious that their eyes will pop out, and then look for their eyes all over the floor. "
Mizukage was listening to her father's words. Her beautiful eyebrows were wrinkled like a knot, enough to pinch a fly to death. Her little mouth puffed up like a small balloon and she started to complain about Apple crazily. Her momentum was like a machine gun, talking non-stop.
"Let's first talk about Apple's system, which is as closed as an iron barrel. Hey, this is really ridiculous, just like you happily entered a mysterious castle, but found that many doors were welded shut, and you can only move around in a few small rooms, like a trapped mouse.
Some software can only be used on the Apple platform, which forces us to be like "birds in a cage"! Don't you think this is like playing games, when others are killing everyone with all kinds of cool equipment that look like alien weapons, but we Apple users can only watch helplessly, with only a few broken knives in our hands, unable to chop monsters, and can only be chased by monsters.
Oh my, this is so frustrating, I feel like I have been abandoned by the world. Moreover, once this system has problems, it will be the end, and we can only stare blankly, waiting for Apple to come to the rescue like a fool.
It's like you are driving your car on the road and suddenly your car breaks down. You find out that this broken car can only be repaired by someone sent by the manufacturer and you can't do anything yourself. You just stand there anxiously, like an ant on hot pan.
If there is an emergency at this time, such as you are rushing to participate in the universe beauty pageant, then it is really "baby's heart is bitter, but baby can't say it"! You can only pray that Apple's maintenance personnel can come as fast as the Flash. "
"Look at the price. Wow, it's ridiculous! The price of an iPhone is like sending ordinary people's wallets to hell. It will make them cry in the toilet and they will never wake up.
This is simply setting up a 'high-voltage line' for consumption. The voltage of this high-voltage line is so high that it can electrocute a person to a crisp on the outside and tender on the inside. Most people will be electrocuted far away, just like everyone runs away when they see a high-voltage line.
Is it true that only those who have a mine at home can enjoy the fun of technology? Apple is going to the sky, as if its products are for aliens, only focusing on the high-end market, and not considering the needs of the vast majority of us who eat dirt.
Sometimes we spend a lot of money to buy an Apple phone, but in the end we find that it is just like that. It's like you spend a lot of money to buy a golden egg, but when you open it, you find there is a stone inside. Isn't this a rip-off?
It is simply that ‘ideals are full, but reality is skinny’, just like you imagined eating a full banquet, but what was served was a bowl of white porridge.”
"And the speed of replacement is as fast as a rocket, even faster than a rocket! I just bought a new model, and hey, not long after, another new model came out, just like magic. Isn't this making us consumers 'leeks'!
We are just like those poor leeks, being harvested by Apple one after another. In order to pursue the so-called latest styles and functions, we have to keep paying money. It's simply a 'bottomless pit'!
I feel like I'm running in a 'fashion marathon' that I can never catch up with. This marathon is so tiring. I run until I'm out of breath and there's no end in sight. It's like a puppy chasing its own tail, which will never finish.
And every time a new phone is released, I feel like I’ve been bewitched by Apple. If I don’t buy one, I feel uncomfortable, but if I buy one, I feel bad about my wallet. It’s really torturous!”
"Apple's marketing strategy is intoxicating, just like being drunk. It packages its products in such a high-end way that they feel like treasures from outer space, as if the packaging does not contain a mobile phone but a spaceship control button.
It creates a high-end, fashionable atmosphere, making everyone think that owning an Apple product means they are a 'winner in life', as if owning an Apple product means they can rule the world.
Isn't this obviously a trap for us to fall into? Just like what people say online, we can't be addicted to Apple products just for the sake of vanity.
Sometimes when I go to a party, people who use iPhones are like peacocks spreading their tails, showing off, waving their phones around in their hands, as if to say, "Look at me, look at me, I have an iPhone, I'm the coolest." Isn't this just "making trouble"? It's like a clown performing, which really makes people speechless.
And this kind of vanity is contagious, just like the flu, causing more people to fall into this vicious circle, which is really terrible."
"The after-sales service is not very good either, which is really a headache. Sometimes when you encounter a problem and go to after-sales service, the process is so complicated that it makes you doubt your life. It's like you have entered a super complicated maze and can't find the exit no matter how many times you go around.
You have to fill out a lot of forms, just like writing a paper, and then wait and wait. Waiting for a long time can make your hair grow white, like a little old man. Isn't this "the emperor is not anxious, but the eunuch is anxious"!
We users are getting so anxious and angry, as if our eyebrows are on fire, but Apple's after-sales service is so slow, like a turtle crawling, it's really maddening."
"In terms of innovation, Apple has been running out of ideas in recent years, like a martial arts master who has suddenly run out of energy.
It used to be a trendsetter, like the queen of fashion, and everyone followed it. But now, it is a bit out of step, like an old man chasing a group of young people and can never catch up.
While others are "showing their big moves", like gods fighting each other, Apple is just "making a cameo appearance", like a passerby.
It's like playing a game. Others have already upgraded to 'King', but Apple is still hanging around in 'Bronze' and still feeling good about itself. It's really frustrating!"
“Let’s talk about the security issue of Apple phones. It’s really a mess, as if there is a naughty little devil messing around in it.
You see, there was a big loophole before. Hackers were like a group of thieves with magic keys. They easily sneaked into users' mobile phones through a software loophole in Apple phones.
They can obtain all kinds of information in the mobile phone, such as photos, contacts, and chat records, without the user's knowledge, as easy as picking up things in your own backyard.
It's like you are sleeping at home, and a thief comes in and turns your house upside down while you are still sleeping soundly.
Also, Apple’s cloud service is meant to facilitate data storage for users, but if security is not guaranteed, it will be a disaster!
Once, many users found that their photos stored in the cloud inexplicably appeared on some strange websites, which scared them, as if their privacy was being exhibited on the street.
Moreover, when it comes to security protection, Apple is sometimes like a careless gatekeeper, with many loopholes.
When new security threats come, it is like a slow-reacting bear that cannot keep danger out in time, leaving users at risk.”
"Software updates are designed to fix problems, but sometimes they are like a scoundrel, not only failing to fix old security holes, but also introducing new problems.
It's like you were trying to fix a hole in the wall, but ended up tearing down the entire wall. After an update, some people found that their phones would automatically connect to some unknown networks, which is very dangerous, just like when you are walking on the road and suddenly a black hole wants to suck you in.
The security issues of Apple phones are like mines hidden in the grass. If users accidentally step on them, the consequences will be disastrous.”
"In short, Apple needs to reflect on these issues, stop thinking about 'cutting leeks' all the time, and truly treat users as 'God', otherwise it will be 'eliminated' from the market sooner or later, just like the dinosaurs became extinct!
We can't be 'controlled' by these shortcomings of Apple. We must stay awake and not fall into the 'trap' of vanity, just like a rabbit cannot fall into the hunter's trap. Humph, Apple, you should be more careful! If you continue like this, no one will like you anymore!"
The Mizukage turned around, folded his hands in front of his chest, like a majestic general, raised his chin slightly, and added with a look as if he was examining a prisoner:
"Dad, look at the world. Some people think they are superior to others just because they have an iPhone. They even walk with their noses pointed up in the air, as if they have two green onions stuck in their noses.
Why would someone save money for several months like an ascetic, or even borrow money, just to buy a new iPhone?
It's just a mobile phone, can it give people three heads and six arms? Can having an iPhone turn you into Superman and save the world?
There are also people who, when they arrive at a party, deliberately place their iPhones in a prominent position, as if they are showing off their treasure, as if they are showing off to others how great they are, as if they are the king of the world. Isn't this vanity?
For example, one time I saw two people arguing about which mobile phone was better. The one who was using an Apple phone spoke so loudly that it seemed to shake the sky down, like thunder. He insisted that the Apple phone was the best in the world and that no other phone could compare, as if the Apple phone was a cosmic artifact.
But in reality, a mobile phone is just a tool. How can it be distinguished between high and low? Just like chopsticks and spoons, both are used for eating, neither is more noble than the other.
This kind of people are brainwashed by Apple's marketing strategy, just like being cast a spell. For that illusory vanity, not only do they waste money, but they also lose their own reason, just like they have lost their soul. It's really pitiful and ridiculous. "
"Let's talk about what benefits these apples bring to our people. The price is ridiculously high, it's like robbing money, and it makes our people's wallets suffer, just like their wallets have been stolen by thieves.
Isn't this just a scam of our people's hard-earned money?
The rapid pace of updates and upgrades forces people to spend money constantly. Isn’t this a waste of resources?
It's like throwing away a good thing and buying a new one, what a waste!
The system is closed and restricts user freedom. Isn't this going against us ordinary people?
It's like someone is deliberately trying to trip you up. The marketing strategy is so vain and corrupts the social atmosphere, just like a bad wind blowing through, blowing everyone into trouble.
Can't Apple think more about ordinary people?
Don't just think about how to make a lot of money all day long without caring about the feelings of ordinary people. You are like a greedy landlord who only thinks about getting rich and doesn't care about the lives of the farmers.
Humph, Apple needs to reflect on this, or it won’t be able to thrive in our market for too long, just like a bad guy will be punished sooner or later.”
The Mizukage turned and looked at the Zhenwu Emperor, her eyes as firm as stone, as if she had already decided the fate of the world.
"The son-in-law I want is someone who can truly care about people and create products that are worth the money. As for Steve Jobs, he needs to fix Apple first.
For example, lowering product prices allows more people to enjoy the convenience of technology, just like distributing treasures to everyone.
Slow down the pace of product updates and focus on product quality and stability, just like laying a solid foundation when building a house.
Opening the system gives users more choices and freedom, just like opening a cage and letting a bird fly away. Otherwise, don't even think about entering our house, hum! I don't want to be a son-in-law of someone who only cares about making money and doesn't care about the lives of users. That would be like pushing yourself into a fire pit!"
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