Chapter 210 On-site PUA staff
Chapter 210 On-site PUA staff
Xia Ye didn't want to comfort the little bastard anymore. He turned around and looked at the burly and ugly Taotie and frowned.
The heroine who cultivates immortality travels through books and collects spiritual pets, which are either cute little phoenixes or adorable fox demons. Why is she always surrounded by a group of weird-looking guys?
They are all ferocious beasts.
She has collected Chaos and Taotie, as well as Yujiang, who sometimes has the body of a bird and sometimes the body of a fish. No one knows what species he is.
Ugh!
She really wants to have a well-behaved and cute spirit beast!
"Hey, old glutton! What is this place?"
Taotie was stunned for a long while before realizing that Xia Ye was calling him.
"Old...Gourmet? Are you calling me?"
Xia Ye looked at him helplessly, then looked at Hun Dun who was smiling happily and foolishly.
No way, another idiot?
"What else? You look so old, what else should I call you if not a glutton?"
When Taotie heard this, he immediately roared at Xia Ye angrily, "You look old, I am only over 3,000 years old this year, over 3,000 years old..."
Isn’t more than three thousand years old enough to be considered old?
Xia Ye complained in his heart, but responded perfunctorily on the surface.
"Oh, well, well, young glutton, where is this place?"
Taotie felt helpless when he saw Xia Ye doing whatever he wanted. It was because he was too absorbed in the fight with Hun Dun that he was directly contracted!
"I don't know! I've been sleeping for a thousand years, and was only woken up by a fight between you bastards."
Hearing what he said, the little bastard was unhappy.
He rolled his eyes at Taotie and said, "What do you mean by bastards? I am the little bastard. Only I can call you the little bastard. This is the nickname my master gave me.
Don't make any mistake, old man!
Taotie looked at Hun Dun, who was full of pride and complacency, and his face was full of constipation.
He really couldn't understand how an idiot like the little bastard could appear in their ancient ferocious beast tribe?
His master gave him a mean name, but he boasted about it.
Is he really born stupid?
Or was he brainwashed by this little reptile in front of him later?
What if he is also brainwashed by this little reptile in the future?
Thinking that he would become stupid and foolish in the future, his hair stood on end. He raised his head and started attacking Xia Ye with a stream of saliva again.
After the roar, he gritted his teeth.
"Little reptile, you are not allowed to brainwash me in the future. I don't want to become this fool. If you dare to brainwash me, I will eat you now. Roar..."
Xia Ye frowned as she watched Taotie go crazy. This guy didn't follow her willingly, so he was always a trouble. Was there anything that could restrain him?
“Xiao Ye Ye, refine that golden collar and give it to that Taotie. He will never dare to disobey you again.
I was not careful just now and almost fell into the trap of Lin Shishi. If I hadn't made a contract with you, I would have been subdued by her. It's not that the woman is powerful, but that the gold collar is indeed a powerful magic weapon."
The big brick that was resting in Dantian suddenly spoke.
"Really? Then I must accept this gift that Lin Shishi sent me from afar."
Xia Ye stretched out her hand, grabbed the gold collar, and took a closer look.
This thing is a bit like a modern dog collar. Is it really useful against a ferocious beast like Taotie?
She raised her hand and wiped off the spiritual consciousness left by Lin Shishi, and put the collar into the space.
"The system detected that the magic weapon Ruyi Beast Taming Circle is too low-level, so it is directly upgraded to the god-level grade."
Oh ho ho!
Xia Ye happily took out the upgraded Ruyi Beast Taming Circle to refine it. After refining it, he wanted to give it to Taotie.
Taotie dodged in fear and roared loudly, "I am a ferocious beast, how dare you put a dog collar on me, you... are so outrageous, you little reptile..."
Xia Ye gently persuaded, "Old Tao! Stop struggling, look at this necklace, it's so beautiful with its golden glow!
If you have no money, you can bite off some to exchange for some money. You see how good I am to you. I didn't give any other pets what they wanted!"
The little bastard continued enviously, "Old Tao, the master is so good to you. This little circle is so beautiful with its golden glow. I want it too."
When Xiao Jin saw the collar, his eyes sparkled and he had been salivating for a long time. "Old glutton! If you really don't want it, just give it to me. This thing is shiny and golden and looks delicious."
Taotie was so angry at the shameless words of the master and his two servants that his head hurt. This little reptile was now treating him like a fool, right?
And how could those two already corrupted guys have the nerve to say those things?
He absolutely did not want to be brainwashed by Xia Ye and become an idiot like that poor Hun Dun.
"I don't want it unless I die!"
Seeing that Taotie refused firmly, Xia Ye winked at the little bastard, then used the master-servant contract to suppress the rebellious Taotie, and walked up to him and punched him in the nose.
Taotie's head was dizzy and his nose was sore after being hit. Just as he lowered his head in pain, Xia Ye took the opportunity to put the collar around Taotie's neck.
"If you don't accept my toast, you'll have to drink the wine for punishment! You're being rude to me. You really don't understand my temper."
The little bastard also punched Taotie on the head, "You really don't understand my master's temper. He won't eat soft food but will eat hard food."
Xiao Jin also joined in the fun, "That's right, you have to force my master to reveal his true form and punish you. You really don't know how to appreciate it and don't know what's good for you."
Da Bianzhuan looked at Taotie, who looked aggrieved and speechless, and laughed in an unkind way.
"Haha... Lao Tao, you'd better obey my master as soon as possible, otherwise we will torture you to death."
Taotie never expected that in the world of cultivation there would be such a treacherous and cunning person like Xia Ye, and she also had a group of lackeys around her who were willing to do anything to help the evil.
One can imagine how miserable his future life will be.
He didn't want to be with these evil people, he wanted to go home to find his mother.
Taotie turned around and tried to escape, but Xia Ye quickly grabbed the collar on his neck and began to recite the beast taming tactics while mumbling something.
“Ah…ah! It hurts!”
Taotie received another blow to his soul and rolled on the ground holding his head.
Xia Ye had no intention of showing mercy to women, and what's more, Taotie was an extremely ugly and ferocious beast, so she would not feel sorry for him.
If this guy is allowed to escape today, countless people will suffer. She is acting in the name of justice.
What's more, if a spiritual pet disobeys her, it must be beaten to restore the master's dignity.
As Xia Ye recited the magic spell faster and faster, Taotie rolled on the ground in pain. He felt like his body was about to be torn into pieces and his brain was about to explode.
"Don't talk anymore, don't talk anymore, I will listen to you from now on, Master!"
Upon hearing this, Xia Ye put away his spell and looked at Taotie coldly.
"Not all monsters are qualified to be my servants. If it weren't for some strange coincidence, do you think I would be willing to accept you?
Don't talk about comparing your looks with mine, compare yourself to Little Bastard, are you as cute as him? Are you as well-behaved as Little Jin? Are you as brave and invincible as Brother Banzhuan?
You are nothing to me except being able to eat. From now on, you will be the lowest-level laborer in my team, and you will be responsible for all the dirty and tiring work.
From now on, you must put yourself in the right place, old glutton! "
After the stern lecture, Taotie was stunned. He felt that he was useless and ashamed of himself.
"Okay, Master. I'll remember that."
Xia Ye turned around and secretly made a "yeah" gesture to everyone else. Great, the first part of the brainwashing was successful.
First break his pride, then attack with the beast's body, and it really works.
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