The short videos I watched from all dynasties

Chapter 229: Three Kingdoms: Cao Jun opens champagne at halftime

In the afternoon, Li Ranran took some time to open the phone and looked at the circle X game, and found that it was actually a placement game... Hmm... I didn't do anything, but when I clicked in, I saw the 99+ message...

Oh, Zhu Yuanzhang appointed a crown prince? Or Zhu Di?

The Xiongnu submitted to the Han Emperor, well... not surprising, but when did Liu Che take the peninsula into account? !

The Qin Dynasty was even more outrageous, the whole dynasty was full of traitors!!!

In comparison, Li Ranran was not surprised to see that Li Jing destroyed several countries during the Erfeng period. After all, wasn't that the case in the Tang Dynasty? Remember there was a person who destroyed an entire country.

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When it was dinner time, Li Ranran prepared some fish noodles while watching TV series on Station 13.

[Xu Shu saw through Pang Tong's schemes and was worried that he would not be able to escape, so he asked Pang Tong for a plan to escape.

Pang Tong said: "You can send people to spread rumors in the various camps, saying that Xiliang's Ma Teng and Han Sui are plotting a rebellion and are heading for Xudu. Cao Cao will surely be panicked when he hears this. At this time, you can volunteer to go and guard the pass, and wouldn't that allow you to escape?"

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Cao's warships were all connected with iron chains, and the soldiers began to install the prepared iron rings and nails on the warships.

After getting the linked boats, Cao Cao was in a good mood and prepared to conquer Jiangdong.

On November 15, the 13th year of Jian'an, one day before the general attack, he ordered a banquet to liven up the atmosphere.

Cao Cao, drunkenly holding a wine cup, walked down to the platform in front of the ship.

"Since I started my uprising... I vowed to sweep the four seas and conquer the world. The only place I haven't conquered is Jiangnan... When Jiangnan is conquered and the world is at peace, I will share my wealth and glory with you and enjoy the peace!"

The civil and military officials at the banquet stood up and said in unison: "May the victory be won soon. We all rely on the Prime Minister's blessing for the rest of our lives."

Cao Cao was also very happy to drink up the wine in the cup together with the civil and military ministers.

"Hahahaha, I laugh at Zhou Yu and Lu Su for not knowing the weather and daring to fight against rocks with an egg. Fortunately, there are people who surrender, which is a great threat to them. This is God's help to me!"

"I laugh at Liu Bei and Zhuge Liang, trying to shake Mount Tai with the strength of an ant. How foolish they are!"

Seeing Cao Cao drunk and out of control, counselors Xun You and Cheng Yu were very worried.

At this time, crows cried in the dark night and flew southward.

Cao Cao looked up at the flying crow and asked, "Why is this crow crying so late at night?"

Xun You: "Tonight the moon is as bright as day, the crows think it is dawn, so they fly away from the village and cry."

Upon hearing this, Cao Cao ordered his men to bring spears and wine.

"I held this spear and defeated the Yellow Turbans, captured Lu Bu, destroyed Yuan Shu, and defeated Yuan Shao. I penetrated deep into the northern frontier and reached Liaodong. I traversed the world and was invincible. I lived up to the ambition of a real man! At this moment, the moon is bright in the sky above and the waves are rippling below. This scene makes me feel deeply moved. I will sing a song and you can sing along with me."

Cao Cao danced with his spear to the accompaniment of music and sang the "Short Song" he had written, and the civil and military officials sang along with him.

"Let's drink and sing, how long is life... Zhou Gong spits out food for the guests, and the world is at peace."】

＜《 Xiliang Ma Teng 》＞

＜On how much blame Xiliang Ma Teng has taken [covering face]＞

＜Alas, it is so ironic to think that the chains that these soldiers spent so much effort to build have become their own gravedigging tools in the end...＞

＜This is a swearing-in ceremony＞

＜When everything is going well, this is definitely the peak moment for Boss Cao.＞

＜Cao Cao: Yuan Shao is actually myself＞

＜Lao Cao, you are really floating＞

＜Laugh at Yuan Shao, understand Yuan Shao, and become Yuan Shao＞

＜Poetry with a spear in hand, recite the full text below＞

＜Champagne at halftime＞

＜The last sentence "Zhou Gong spits out food to feed his guests, and the people of the country are at peace" shows that Boss Cao's ambition really swelled during the Battle of Red Cliff＞

＜Our textbooks require us to memorize and write down Boss Cao’s poems. I learned a lot of Boss Cao’s poems when I was in school [eating melon]＞

＜Okay, I’ll just stop here and consider this the finale [crying]＞

[Ma Teng, the fifth year of Jian'an in the Eastern Han Dynasty: Humph, Cao thief!]

[Emperor Liu Bei of Han: What does it mean to open champagne at halftime?]

[Emperor Cao Cao of Wei: There is no need to say more about my literary talent [laughs]]

[Yuan Shao in the fifth year of Jian'an in the Eastern Han Dynasty]

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Eastern Han Dynasty, the fifth year of Jian'an

Yecheng

Yuan Shao found that when the screen showed the Battle of Red Cliff, he had clearly died, but looking at the comments, it seemed that he was not dead... Cao Mengde, heh, also became arrogant...

"Ha ha ha ha."

Yuan Shao, who did not want to admit that he was incompetent, pretended not to see all the words of Cao Cao, who sounded like Yuan Shao, on the screen.

But if Cao Mengde was deceived, well...it would still be pretty interesting.

The video of the Battle of Red Cliffs is Yuan Shao's favorite video recently. Yuan Shao, who is recuperating in Yecheng, is in a much better mood.

Xu Chang

"Hehe, dragging it out, it's just a battle of Red Cliffs, why is there so many episodes?"

"There weren't so many during the Battle of Guandu..."

Cao Cao complained on the screen while taking notes with a pen and paper.

"Ah, Guangmu's comments are unpleasant to hear, but we must be careful not to become arrogant. Being too complacent can easily lead to disaster."

Cao Cao wrote down this sentence and wrote "Short Song" on paper again. He admired it and nodded with satisfaction, saying: "This piece of calligraphy must be put in the study."

Jiangdong

Zhou Yu was dealing with the conscription of soldiers from the Jiangdong nobles, and he had to watch and deal with the matter while the light screen was playing.

He also ordered the soldiers to write down the important words and things on the screen on paper.

This incident of Cao Cao made Zhou Yu write on a piece of paper: "If God wants someone to die, he will make him crazy."

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[After Cao Cao finished singing, he stopped holding his spear and called Shi Xu to his side, asking, "Master Jijiu, you have always been very strict in managing music. In your opinion, what do you think of the lyrics of my Short Song? Ah?"

Shi Xu: "The lyrics of the Prime Minister's song are profound..."

Cao Cao interrupted him and continued, "Don't just praise him blindly. You can directly point out his mistakes. But it doesn't matter. I always like to hear criticism."

Shi Xu had no choice but to speak frankly: "Although the Prime Minister's lyrics are extremely literary...but there are ominous words in the short song, 'The moon is bright and the stars are sparse, the magpies fly south; they circle the tree three times, but there is no branch to rely on.' These words do not conform to the norms of classical music, and are also very unlucky. Now that the southern expedition is imminent, and the army is about to fight, such ominous words will damage the military's prestige."

After hearing what Shi Xu said, Cao Cao became furious.

"How dare you ruin my poetic mood?"

After saying this, he turned around with his long spear and stabbed Shi Xu with it. Shi Xu immediately fell down the stairs and died.

Cao Cao was sober at this time and regretted his actions. He was extremely sad and fainted with a loud cry, and was hugged by the civil and military officials behind him.

On the second day, Cao Cao went to pay homage to Master Xu, the chief priest of wine, and then watched the soldiers' drills.

Cheng Yu, the counselor, reminded Cao Cao, "Prime Minister, the ships are all chained together, so they are stable. However, if Zhou Yu's navy attacks with fire, it will be difficult for our army to disperse. We must be on guard against this."

Cao Cao just smiled and ordered his guard to bring a lit torch. After taking it, he asked Cheng Yu, "Zhongde, come here! Can you light a fire to burn me?"

Cheng Yu, who was at the leeward position, took the torch but not only did he not burn Cao Cao, who was at the upper wind, but he almost got himself burned. Cao Cao and the civil and military officials couldn't help laughing after seeing this.

Cao Cao laughed: "When you use fire to attack, you must use the power of the wind. In the middle of winter, there are only west wind and north wind, how can there be east wind and south wind... If Zhou Yu uses fire, will he burn my warships? Or will he burn himself? Such a simple truth, how can I not understand it?"

Xun You was about to speak but stopped.

Cao Cao: "I am not a person who underestimates the enemy. If it were the beginning of spring in October, would I have ignored Zhongde's advice?"

The generals said in unison: "Prime Minister, your idea is brilliant! I can't wait."

Cheng Yu wanted to say something to Cao Cao, but was dissuaded by Xun You who was standing beside him. Xun You whispered to him: "Do you remember what happened to Shi Xu last night?"

Cheng Yu could only sigh. 】

＜Shi Xu: Danger＞

＜I am glad to hear your criticisms, Cao Mengde＞

＜Cao Cao: You really said that＞

＜If you hear criticism, you will die, right＞

＜I told you not to get too serious with drunk people＞

＜Cao Cao: It’s over. Fengxiao is not here this time. No one will give me a way out. I’ll just pretend to faint [crying]＞

＜From this, it can be seen that it is no wonder that there are no advisers around Boss Cao who dare to speak out＞

＜Wei aircraft carrier, Xuchang＞

＜The Prime Minister curled his lips in satisfaction and said: But there are still places that cannot be seen＞

＜Boss Cao didn’t expect that there was a mage on the opposite side [dog head]＞

＜Prime Minister, your opinion is great. I have the advantage＞

＜Xun You: Brother Yu, stop talking. Besides, you are going to go with Shi Xu too＞

[Zhang Fei, the second year of Zhangwu in the Later Han Dynasty: Hiss~ Cao Mengde, you are so cruel! ]

[Liu Biao in the fifth year of Jian'an in the Eastern Han Dynasty: I am happy to hear criticism. What a joke, hahahahahaha]

[Sun Ce in the fifth year of Jian'an in the Eastern Han Dynasty: You will die if you hear criticism, right? You are indeed the one [thumbs-up]]

[Yuan Shao in the fifth year of Jian'an in the Eastern Han Dynasty: Hmm... Meng De has a good idea. Let's wait and see the result hahahaha]

[Emperor Gaozu of Han Liu Bang: Tsk, Cao Cao is pretending like this, he should be more thoughtful]

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The fifth year of Jian'an in the Eastern Han Dynasty

Cao Cao chose to remain silent.

It is best not to speak when the light curtains are attacking you.

Cao Cao couldn't help but ask himself in his heart, was this something Luo Guanzhong made up to discredit him, or am I really... such a person...?

At this moment Cao Cao was confused.

It just so happened that Xun You and Cheng Yu were working together today. "Xun You" and "Cheng Yu" on the screen looked at each other, and they could really see the helplessness in each other's eyes.

Needless to say, the two were very loyal to the Prime Minister...

I hope that things like what is described in the light screen video will not happen again now.

"Ugh."

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