PNB Chapter 304
Chapter 304
It's just dawn.
Qi Cheng glanced out the window and saw snowflakes falling outside again. He didn't have to go to work today, so he could rest in bed for a while.
"The system will pick someone up."
"Meng Li of the Ming Dynasty."
"Host, I want to watch a movie, preferably something exciting."
Qi Cheng took a look at this man, who was a minor official during the Longqing period. Since he wanted to experience some excitement, he decided to find a zombie movie for him to watch.
This stuff is absolutely thrilling.
Seeing Uncle Jiu and his apprentices dealing with ghosts, the ancient people didn't think anything of it. Besides making elixirs, Taoist priests are best at catching ghosts. But when they saw Old Master Ren coming out of the coffin.
And they want to suck the blood of the people closest to them.
The ancient people outside the sky felt their legs shaking. Their villages usually had ancestral halls, which were not too far from their ancestral tombs, so the ancestors inside would not turn into zombies and come down to bite them.
Do you want to ask a Taoist priest to come and take a look?
Daqin
Several big figures got together. There are no such people as Taoist priests now, but there are legends about zombies, so are the measures mentioned above useful?
If it is useful, they plan to prepare some.
"This is a movie. The host has said before that so-called movies are full of adaptations and parodies. These things should not be taken seriously."
"It's better to believe it than not to believe it. I think the Taoist priest in the movie played his role well. Maybe it's real."
"You've never seen a Taoist priest, so how do you know he looks like one?"
Tang Dynasty
Li Shimin looked at Uncle Jiu who was fighting zombies in the movie, and he couldn't reconcile it with the image of Taoist priests in his mind. Didn't they all live in seclusion and talk about Taoism?
Or go to some deep mountains to look for elixirs or something? When did he become so skilled? How come he looks even more powerful than the Tang Dynasty soldiers?
"Your Majesty, this is a movie from the future."
"Of course I know this, but doesn't this movie also express the views of later generations on Taoist priests? I'm curious why later generations think Taoist priests must have such great skills."
Several ministers who also practiced Taoism shook their heads. Although they could also go into battle, they did not have this kind of close combat skills. It was obvious that they were not fit for battle.
Qin Qiong stepped forward and said, "Your Majesty, this Kung Fu looks like some fancy moves. I think it's very similar to the Kung Fu from the Ming Dynasty that the host mentioned. At that time, some of its origins may have been attributed to Taoism."
Li Shimin asked his men to check some information, and sure enough, the anchor had said this, and also said that there was a sect that attributed the origin of kung fu to a white ape.
If you think about it this way, the white ape and Taoism seem to be connected together.
……
Qi Cheng looked at the weather outside and thought he couldn't go out today, so he found all of Uncle Jiu's movies.
Seeing Uncle Jiu's apprentice being affectionate with a female ghost, some people outside the sky couldn't understand it. Good and evil cannot coexist, so how could he be mixed up with a female ghost?
However, some scholars said that it didn't matter. They would also read some casual books in their daily lives, and the scholars in the books were mixed up with the monsters in the mountains.
It’s not bad to have a female ghost to accompany you when reading.
Of course, the prerequisite is that she must be as beautiful as the female ghost in the movie.
It’s a great pleasure to have a beautiful woman by your side.
After seeing the true appearance of the female ghost, the literati who were still dreaming were shocked. They didn't want a female ghost like this, they wanted the same one as before.
Ming Dynasty
Our Taoist emperor watched with great fascination. Because of the revelation before the curtain, Emperor Jiajing restrained himself a little and managed his ministers a little more strictly.
Maybe he cannot shake the power of the civil servants, but he is not without power at all. Officials who do not obey him will also have a miserable life.
"If only the Taoist priests really had such a method," Emperor Jiajing sighed. "Then I could catch the troublemakers in the Forbidden City."
Several confidants lowered their heads and remained silent. Of course they understood what it meant.
It seems that I have to make a break with external forces. If I am caught by the emperor, he might mistake me for a zombie in the movie.
I don't want to die without a complete body.
Longqing period
Meng Li was also very happy. Look how nice the host was to him. He had played several movies in a row, which was so exciting for him.
Are you scared at night? We have servants at home. I'll just go to the store and buy some glutinous rice. Even if the movie is fake, glutinous rice is still edible.
Nothing will be wasted.
At this moment, he suddenly heard the sound of gongs and drums. He planned to go out and give a good scolding to the people who were affecting his viewing of the movie.
The official in your area is the most powerful one, so you don’t have to worry about offending anyone.
When he went out, he felt that there must be something wrong with his eyes. The beating of drums and gongs outside was because someone was recruiting disciples, and the banner raised was actually from Uncle Jiu's fellow disciple.
What a joke, if he hadn't asked the question today, who would have known that there was such a person? And this is a movie from later generations, how could there be any fellow disciples at this time.
Just looking at the weapons used in the movie, you can tell that they are definitely not from the same era as today.
"You are fellow disciples of Uncle Jiu..." Meng Li said, pulling an admissions officer. "Isn't this nonsense?"
A man in a Taoist robe came over and said that although the Uncle Nine in the sky curtain was a person from later generations, the moves he used were indeed the martial arts of his own sect, which could be seen at a glance.
"You mean you guys can fight zombies too? Why haven't I heard of that before?"
"We are a secluded sect that usually doesn't come out. It was only after seeing how powerful the descendants on the sky curtain were that our leader decided to come out and accept disciples."
Meng Li felt like something was not right.
The Taoist priest who spoke at this time said that everyone might not understand it very well because of the sky curtain, and now they plan to perform magic face to face for everyone to see.
Their sect is not famous for nothing.
A tall, fat man stood out from among the crowd, took out a bowl similar to the one on the curtain, put it on his stomach, and let the onlookers just pull it.
The bowl was fastened to his belly by magic and no one could pull it off.
Meng Li quickly prayed to the sky in his heart. This was not a spell, but a kind of juggling. He had seen it when he went to the provincial capital. Those people did not say that they could catch zombies.
Looking at the increasingly heated atmosphere around him, Meng Li felt that his sin was quite serious. If he hadn't watched the movie, perhaps these scammers wouldn't have come.
……
Qi Cheng, who was watching a movie at home, suddenly felt the scene in front of him change, and he actually saw the scene above.
"Bellying over a bowl isn't some kind of magic trick. It's just atmospheric pressure. Anyone can do it." The host's face appeared on the screen. "They're just scammers."