PNB Chapter 3 Fortune Jade Plate? !
Chapter 3 Fortune Jade Plate? !
"Cluck! Cluck!" Suddenly, a strange sound resounded in the room where needles could be heard.
Fu Li took a look, there was no figure of Huang Shulang in front of him!
There was only one orange mouse lying on the ground in a bow-like shape.The three strands of gray hair on the top of the mouse's head trembled uncontrollably as if a high-frequency vibrator was installed, and the weird clucking sound came from the collision of the upper and lower teeth!
"What are you doing as a prototype?" Fu Li frowned, wondering if she was ugly.
Huang Shulang looked at Fu Li's disgusted and innocent face, and thought to himself that if he could beat him well, he would scratch his face with his paws!But obviously, he couldn't beat it.He had no choice but to cry and look at Fuli helplessly: "Zhizhi, coercion, coercion..."
Thinking about it, I was so scared that I couldn't even speak clearly.
Fu Li was slightly taken aback, only then realized that he had inadvertently released coercion while his emotions were surging.As soon as the coercion belonging to the ancient demon god came out, the little monster would have passed out without rolling his eyes!
So he withdrew the coercion without changing his expression, and snorted lightly: "Tsk, the little monsters can't even stand this little coercion."
Why, he is still expected to admit his mistakes, can his Chaos Demon God's mistakes be called mistakes?
But he also wanted this little demon to familiarize him with the current environment, and it would not be nice to bully him too much.Therefore, Zhenxiu threw out a green jade bottle, intending to adopt a soft policy, and said: "Eat it, and take back your prototype."
The sapphire bottle contained sugar pills made by him himself.It is made by mixing two tablespoons of Yufu honey syrup with Xumi wood, hibiscus flower, Yaxiang, and Dongtai cold spring, and boiled for seven to 49 days to condense.In the past, these candy pills were Sanqing's favorite food when he was young. They have the effect of protecting the body, strengthening the body, nourishing Qi and nourishing the spirit.
Even Tianbao, who has always liked hairballs the most, is reluctant to give it to the screaming hairballs.During the days when Hongjun gave the altar to preach, he did a lot when he had nothing to do.Unexpectedly, people can't wait, so they can only take advantage of this little demon.
The weasel dug open the cork with its paws and swallowed one whole.
"……"vomit.
Even though the sugar pills melted in his mouth and entered his throat, he still felt an indescribable taste that rose to the top of the sky, like carrots mixed with fermented glutinous rice water mixed with garlic juice, it was almost fatal!
But the sugar pill Fu Li gave was indeed effective, within a short while, he felt a surge of heat in the inner alchemy, even the turbulent Lingtai calmed down, and there was even a faint sign of a breakthrough in the realm stuck in the bottleneck!
He was overjoyed, and said to himself: Although the person in front of him is a bit fierce, he is probably a powerful person who has not been in the world for a long time.Now that the alchemy is on the decline, he can casually take out such a miraculous elixir, it's really generous!This thigh, I, Huang Shulang, hug it first!
Thinking of this, Huang Shulang immediately shook his hair and transformed into a human again.
I saw a shriveled and thin man trembling and crawling at the feet of another man in the posture of a fairy.If you put aside the superficial aspects of this situation and let the uninformed bystanders see it, they will definitely sigh that the world is prostitution, the world is declining, and people's hearts are not old!
"Thank you-"
"You're welcome. Let me ask you a question, are today's spiritual practice like you?"
But anyone who cultivates by spiritual energy can be called a spiritual practice.But strictly speaking, Fu Li is not spiritual cultivation, he is transformed from the primordial energy of chaos, and his cultivation relies on the essence of heaven and earth, and the spiritual energy has become a dispensable existence.It's just that a few calamities have passed, and the demon god like him has disappeared without a trace, and the rest is some spiritual practice.
The weasel asked puzzled, "What are you like me?"
"weak."
"...haha. Not really, it's just that since the implementation of the "Regulations Allowing Interracial Marriage" 700 years ago, the purebred bloodlines handed down from ancient times have become more and more heterogeneous. In the situation where the aura is getting thinner, no matter how hard everyone cultivates, Most of them are mediocre..."
700 years ago, it was not allowed to fall in love freely!more domineering than him...
Fu Li thought in his heart: If Zulong's lecherous old bug came to the cultivation world at that time, he would have to be suffocated!
If you want him to say, if you like it, you like it, there is no distinction between races, and even the difference between men and women is unimportant.If what he likes, even if he has four legs, seven or eight arms, is spurned by thousands of people, and insulted by thousands of people, he still likes it.
"You said, the current spiritual cultivation is mediocre?" Fu Li felt a little anxious when he heard this.
He has no hope for his old friend, no matter how powerful he is, who can escape the catastrophe?Ashamed to say, he now only has a small long-cherished wish - to climb to the top of the realm of cultivation.
This long-cherished wish was not fulfilled in the chaos, and it was not fulfilled in the dream. In this mediocre realm of cultivation, is it still not able to fulfill the wish?After all, to put it bluntly, he can be regarded as an old senior of all spiritual cultivation, and the small appeals of the old seniors are not too much, right?
Huang Shulang was unprepared, and took the opportunity to boast: "Exactly, even I am an uncle-level elder of the weasel clan. But my cultivation is only a hundred years old. Compared with you, it is far inferior! Not to mention those You have just transformed into a spiritual practice not long ago, and I think you can be crushed to death with a single finger!"
Hearing this, Fu Li grinned, and waved to Huang Shulang meaningfully: "Take me to meet Lingxiu who is more powerful than you."
After a pause, he thought again that this little demon didn't know his identity, so he was afraid that he was unwilling.He didn't like to force others, so he took out a bottle of sugar pills and said, "Well done, this will be yours."
Huang Shulang's eyes lit up, thinking that her rainbow fart was working, and hurriedly said, "Okay, I'll send them a message!"
As he spoke, he took out a long metal piece from his jacket pocket.As soon as the finger touched, I don't know what formation was touched, and the long piece unexpectedly emitted a bright white light.
When Fu Li saw this long film, his eyes froze, and then his head suddenly began to throb violently, thinking: No way...the fortune jade plate? !
The good fortune jade plate is formed from the lotus heart of the chaotic green lotus. It is the magic weapon of Hongjun, the son of the heavenly way, and it is also an unforgettable nightmare in his life——
Curious about how Hongjun, who was born as a spirit body, communicated with the invisible heavenly way, he once sneaked into the Zixiao Palace 33 days away and took out the jade plate of good fortune.But who would have thought that as soon as his spiritual consciousness entered the jade dish, it was torn back and forth by an invisible force!He wanted to escape, but was imprisoned in the jade dish by the ubiquitous consciousness of heaven.
The taste was like countless needles piercing through his head, smashing his brain into a pulpy paste!Then he split a slit in his head with a huge axe, poured out the brains and poured them back in again, and so on, endlessly.
It hurts, it really hurts!
In the end, he didn't know how he escaped, and when he woke up, he was lying on Junshan's couch.
After that, he never approached Zixiao Palace again.
So looking at the chaos, the only thing he is afraid of is this good fortune jade plate!
But at this moment, the little demon in front of him actually took out a secret treasure like a jade plate of fortune, how could he not worry him.
But he used to hide his emotions, so he still didn't show it on his face. He watched Huang Shulang's fingers poking on it calmly, and asked casually, "Can you show me the one in your hand?"
Huang Shulang said "of course" and handed the magic weapon to Fu Li.
Fu Li took the magic weapon and followed Huang Shulang's example to poke it with his hands.
Unexpectedly, when the light screen was turned on, what came into view was a fat dark brown weasel!The weasel's pair of bead eyes shot fierce light, as if it was about to jump out of the confinement of the light screen and rush towards him!
Fu Li's breathing stagnates imperceptibly.
He formed a seal in his heart and formed a formula in an instant.A extinguishing curse followed the fingertips that touched the light screen, into the long film, and the light screen suddenly went black!
Fu Lifu tried a few more times, and found that the ferocious-looking weasel really disappeared, so he threw the feature film back.
Tsk, it turned out to be a small sealing magic weapon, which really frightened him.
Extinguish it for you, no need to thank you.
Huang Shulang put the feature film back into his pocket without realizing it, and said, "I've already sent them a message, shall we go there now?"
Fu Li nodded and opened the door first, but heard two "bang dong" and two figures fell in.
"..." What's wrong.
Fuli thought: Nuwa was really annihilated too early, and she failed to educate these descendants well.The front foot is the villain's cave, and the back foot does things like listening to the corner of the wall.
Zhang Guifen squirmed on the ground twice like a caterpillar, got up with her hands on her hands, and said with a smile: "Haha, haha, am I a little anxious? After all, the Sanqing Temple is a century-old temple. It’s not good if the statue is broken like this, is it?”
Only then did Huang Shulang remember that Zhang Guifen had something to look for him, and hurriedly asked, "No, what's wrong with Sanqing Temple?"
Zhang Guifen glanced at Fu Li, saw that he hadn't moved much, so he said uneasy: "Well, it's not a big deal, it's just that the statue of Sanqing fell down."
Huang Shulang breathed a sigh of relief and said, "If you fall down, help yourself up."
Zhang Guifen added: "It's broken."
"..."
After a moment of silence, Huang Shulang's furious howl almost toppled the roof: "What did you say?! The statue of Sanqing was broken? When and how? Who did it?!"
Zhang Guifen looked embarrassed, and thought: It's the one next to you who looks like nothing to do with yourself, the one you just recognized as your grandfather!
But she didn't dare to say it directly, otherwise she would offend the two people at once, so she had to squint at Fu Li slightly.Such squinting eyes, which were originally at least straight-faced, actually gave birth to a bit of wretchedness.
Huang Shulang has lived for hundreds of years, how can he not understand this suggestive look in his eyes?
But so what if he knew, he wished he didn't know now!After thinking about it, Huang Shulang still felt that his life was important, so he waved his hand: "Ahem, I'll talk about the Sanqing statue later. I'll bring... what do you call it?"
"Floating."
"Then I'll take Fu first... I'll take you to meet people." Huang Shulang considered and considered, but still didn't dare to call Fu Li by his name, and still respectfully stretched out his hand to clear the way for Fu Li, his waist so low that he wished he could fall to the ground.
Fu Li's scene in Chaos is much bigger than this, so he feels at ease.
He himself doesn't like to deliberately show off, it's just that those demons and monsters are more expensive than the other, such as a phoenix that doesn't live in sycamore trees, and a deer that doesn't drink water without being weak.Therefore, in order not to lose to others, he had no choice but to set a rule for himself - non-beauties are not allowed to approach him three feet.
Wonderful?He also found it very strange.But I can't bear the fact that others think he is handsome.Think about him. A sweeping boy in Junshan looks like Yuxue and is cute. Every time he travels, he is accompanied by beauties and fragrant orchids to pave the way. If anyone who looks a little strange wants to approach him, he will be knocked back by Kunwu's sword. Isn't it just majestic? !
Fu Li deeply felt that even if he was no longer the demon god who was so ostentatious, he should at least maintain his unfathomable appearance.So he nodded dispensably, taking it as a response, only daring to jump in his heart:
so far so good!If the descendant of Nuwa just confessed Luo Hu's name, wouldn't it be obvious that he was shirking responsibility?After all, how can a person who has been turned into ashes cheat a corpse, and even choose the Sanqing statue of this family to beat?
In order not to be seen, Fu Li took the lead and walked out the door with his sleeves up.The sunlight was projected down without hesitation, coating him with a light golden halo, coupled with that untimely white robe, he was really like an immortal descending from the earth, with a cool breeze and bright moon, elegant and elegant.
But his next movement made the whole person look less elegant.
I saw Fu Li walked up to the three-legged little beast, patted its head carefully and cautiously, an almost loving smile appeared on his very young face, and said, "Can you give me this little darling?" I really want to use this little beast to play in the future.
After being quiet for a while, Fu Li thought they felt that they were going to rob again, so he added in a good temper: "I don't take it for nothing, I give something in exchange."
After finishing speaking, he covered his head and searched in his meson space.
Sambo's old clothes?useless.
Sambo's wooden toys?useless.
The beautiful stone picked up by Three Treasures?useless.
……
One of Hongjun's shoes, and half of Luohu's belt? !
When did he stuff this kind of thing in!
After a long time, Fu Li finally found a few dusty beads among the mountains of milk doll supplies.But he really couldn't remember where the bead came from, and he couldn't take it out to cheat at will.
This... Fuli was a bit embarrassing.He wanted to find some gold, silver and jade objects to exchange for small animals, but now he remembered that in order to raise his son, his meson space was almost all used by three treasures, and his own treasure had long been sealed in a certain place in the back mountain. In a cave.
It's really like being a baby daddy until you're penniless!
"That's all." Fu Li coughed lightly to ease the embarrassment, and said very understandingly: "I guess you won't want to, so don't take others' favors. Let's talk about it in another day. Let's talk about it in another day. Huang Shulang, lead the way."
After speaking, he turned around and left, once again regaining his immortal and inscrutable appearance, as if the old father-like Fu Li just now was just a fleeting illusion.
Fu Li, who turned around, sighed deeply, thinking: Hey, why do I suddenly feel that living in modern times is more tiring than living in chaos.
It was also on this day that he knew for the first time after living several kalpas: the terrible things in the world are not only the jade plate of good fortune - but also poverty.